Obama's Naive Youthful Followers
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREEKITTENS' next to them.
Suddenly a long line of big black cars came upwith a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and atall man stepped out from the biggest car. 'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked. 'Kittens' Little Suzy says. 'They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked. 'Democrats' says Little Suzy. The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl with the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these 'democrat' kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Everyone had their cameras ready and then Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. 'Now don't be frightened,' he said, I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'
'Yes sir,' Suzy said, 'they are all REPUBLICAN kittens.'
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But yesterday you told me they were DEMOCRATS.'
Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open.'

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raves posted Aug 08, 2008 06:54PM GMTmoderated...
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raves +1 posted Aug 07, 2008 10:53PM GMTEyes wide open ... more and more with each passing day
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raves +2 posted Aug 06, 2008 11:25AM GMTCool............................
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raves +1 posted Aug 06, 2008 12:14AM GMTPriceless!! Thanks!
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raves +2 posted Aug 05, 2008 07:57PM GMTFunny one. Thanks
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raves +4 posted Aug 05, 2008 02:58PM GMT (edited)
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raves +7 Aug 05, 2008 03:24PM GMT
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raves +2 Aug 05, 2008 03:32PM GMT (edited)
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raves +4 Aug 05, 2008 06:59PM GMTWhere was the name calling - I just quoted Winston Churchill?
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raves +2 Aug 06, 2008 04:21PM GMT (edited)Your quoting him to use the "no heart and no brain" to describe me and others who support Obama. That's name calling and ridiculous. That would mean that only people who agree with your perspectives on this election have hearts and brains. That's stereotyping a lot of very informed, intelligent, and kind hearted voters in this country.
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raves +2 Aug 10, 2008 12:19AM GMTYa' seem awfully defensive about it.........................
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raves +1 Aug 11, 2008 03:03AM GMTI would say pissed at the bull-crap is more like it. Thanks, though.
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raves +2 Aug 08, 2008 06:57PM GMTmoderated...
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raves Aug 08, 2008 07:01PM GMTSo, uh, do you agree with me or not, Bolrog?
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raves +1 Aug 08, 2008 07:39PM GMTmoderated...
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raves +4 Aug 05, 2008 11:47PM GMTWide open for big taxes and huge government. Why would you vote for the confiscation of your hard-earned money and property by socialists? It is your property. If you aren't wise enough to use your own money, well, send it in to the elitist Democrat spenders - but leave the rest of us responsible adults alone. People shouldn't vote to steal other people's property. That's sort of like stealing - at the point of a government gun.
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raves +1 Aug 06, 2008 04:22PM GMT (edited)I don't agree on your perspective here, Hal.
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raves +1 Aug 08, 2008 06:58PM GMTmoderated...


