Obama's Naive Youthful Followers

raves +21   by Berakhah


Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREEKITTENS' next to them.
Suddenly a long line of big black cars came upwith a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and atall man stepped out from the biggest car. 'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked. 'Kittens' Little Suzy says. 'They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked. 'Democrats' says Little Suzy. The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl with the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these 'democrat' kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Everyone had their cameras ready and then Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. 'Now don't be frightened,' he said, I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'
'Yes sir,' Suzy said, 'they are all REPUBLICAN kittens.'
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, 'But yesterday you told me they were DEMOCRATS.'
Little Suzy says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open.'

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  • raves +1   [-] by MissQueen
    Eyes wide open ... more and more with each passing day
  • raves +2   [-] by Radlad
    Cool............................
  • raves +1   [-] by TexanInHawaii
    Priceless!! Thanks!
  • raves +2   [-] by chainsaw
    Funny one. Thanks
  • raves +4   [-] by cathy~COB Proud American
    I'm 52, and my eyes are wide open. 52 eyes wide open
  • raves +7   [-] Ken replied to cathy~COB Proud American
    "If you are not a liberal when you are twenty, you have no heart; if you aren't a conservative by the time you are forty, you have no brain."
    WINSTON S. CHURCHILL liberal heart conservative brain winston churchill
  • raves +2   [-] cathy~COB Proud American replied to Ken
    Oh yea, I'm very impressed. I have enough of a brain to know that your perspective on things is quite different than mine. I'm also mature enough not to resort to name calling, simply because we are not in agreement. yea impressed brain perspective mature resort calling simply aggreement
  • raves +4   [-] Ken replied to cathy~COB Proud American
    Where was the name calling - I just quoted Winston Churchill?
  • raves +2   [-] cathy~COB Proud American replied to Ken
    Your quoting him to use the "no heart and no brain" to describe me and others who support Obama. That's name calling and ridiculous. That would mean that only people who agree with your perspectives on this election have hearts and brains. That's stereotyping a lot of very informed, intelligent, and kind hearted voters in this country.
  • raves +2   [-] Radlad replied to cathy~COB Proud American
    Ya' seem awfully defensive about it.........................
  • raves +1   [-] cathy~COB Proud American replied to Radlad
    I would say pissed at the bull-crap is more like it. Thanks, though.
  • raves +2   [-] bolrog replied to cathy~COB Proud American
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  • raves     [-] cathy~COB Proud American replied to bolrog
    So, uh, do you agree with me or not, Bolrog?
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  • raves +4   [-] Hal replied to cathy~COB Proud American
    Wide open for big taxes and huge government. Why would you vote for the confiscation of your hard-earned money and property by socialists? It is your property. If you aren't wise enough to use your own money, well, send it in to the elitist Democrat spenders - but leave the rest of us responsible adults alone. People shouldn't vote to steal other people's property. That's sort of like stealing - at the point of a government gun.
  • raves +1   [-] cathy~COB Proud American replied to Hal
    I don't agree on your perspective here, Hal.
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