Need a Good Laugh at McSame's Expense?

If you ever watch CNN's Anderson Cooper 360, you know they have this cutesie photo caption contest every night. Here is last night's photo: Senator John McCain tours the Ohio eWaste Recycling plant in Obetz, Ohio.

Naturally, I ran right over to my laptop and added my caption:

"I'm such a clueless old bastard, I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at."

Not bad, right? Then I started reading the captions posted by my fellow Americans and found that I, the Nameless GenXer, am not worthy.

My friends, THIS is what makes America great !

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Let me get this straight. You want ALL of this shredded into confetti for the Republican Convention?
Ed, Sidney OH

Yes sir, it's right over there. Speaking of waste, huh? heh heh… Those complimentary fiber muffins from breakfast are catching up to me, too.
Hollis, San Francisco CA

So where's the box where they stored the Ark of the Covenant? Hagee needs it.
Lloyd, Texas

And over there you'll find Dick Cheney's old emails, a few cigars left over form the Clinton years, and a "Dewey Wins" button.
Joe, Los Angeles CA

Few people realize that campaign donations from most red states are actually used appliances.
Fahad, NYC

McCain carefully chooses items for his White House Man Cave.
Joe, Los Angeles CA

Senator? I have no idea what you are referring to when you say it looks like Fibber Mcgee's closet. Is that from an old TV show? What's that? It was from before TV?
Doug, Brookfield WI

And the beauty part is that once we turn these "donated goods" into cash at the flea market, the Federal Election commission has no way of tracking it ….Hey, is that The Press back there?
Lloyd, Texas

You see, we can actually register these knickknacks as Republican voters. Smart, huh?
Jonathan, Birmingham AL

Officially becoming the Republican Nominee, John McCain is shown the secret hiding place of "missing" Al Gore votes.
Jonathan, Birmingham AL

Yes, Mr. McCain. If we removed those held by your wife, these would be all of your assets.
Carmen, Toronto, Canada

McCain searches for a running mate in the warehouse of misfit candidates.
Lloyd, Texas

I've got it ! We'll back the Social Security Trust Fund with recycled junk bonds!
John, Latrobe PA

Now, in that box over there is where you will find all of the dirt or Senator Clinton. Unfortunately, we have yet to find anything on Senator Obama.
Jocelynn, Fairfield CA

I'm afraid you'll have to leave, sir. This is working-class Ohio and those without flag pins are not permitted.
Ellie, Wilmington DE

The government finally takes inventory of supplies that were supposed to be sent to Hurricane Katrina victims.
Kim, Bolingbrook IL

And that right there is the wheel that fell off the Straight Talk Express.
Dan, San Diego CA

Sir, if you'll just step into that box over there, that is where we recycle used politicians.
Heather, Ontario, Canada

John McCain visits the "Museum of Stuff that Used to be Made in the USA."
Tony, Campbell OH

No, John…they say you need to be more conservative, not conserve more.
Tony, Campbell OH

Any kitchen-sinks maybe? I'm gonna need plenty during the general election!
Kristien, Antwerp, Belgium

Yes sir, that's from China, this is from China, it's all from China, but don't worry, sir, American jobs are still safe.
Cory, Florida

Yes sir, we are going to take all these things and change them into something else, kind of like the way you were against the tax cuts, but now are for the tax cuts.
Cory, Florida

Yep! The White House sent over those email servers about three years ago.
Lloyd, Texas

Yes, sir! We sure do give a senior citizen discount!
Dori, Arizona

And they said I couldn't get a job in the private sector because of my age... Thank you, Goodwill :-)
Kent, Illinois

Yes, Mr. McCain. It is the year 2013 and this is what's left of our country.
Carmen, Toronto, Canada

John McCain explains how he is a big fan of recycling and cites these examples of how he recycles: Bush policies, Bush campaign strategy, and Bush slogan "live the high life on money earned by your family and/or inherited by your wife. "
Mark, Albuquerque NM

And over there, Senator, are the recycled Republican approval ratings, all ready for your use! What's that? You want new approval ratings and not Bush's recycled ones? And you call yourself a conservative…
April

Got any Wayne Newton on 8-track?
John, Latrobe PA

Yes, my friends, I certainly support a strong Flea-Market economy.
Gail, Portsmouth NH

Yes, sir! This is a compilation of all the wonderful things people can get with the $18 they get from your gas tax holiday!
Aaron, Loveland CO

During your 100 year war we will run out of ammunition, but with all the lead in these toys made in China, we should be able to sustain the effort a bit longer.
Aaron, Loveland CO

Hey, I remember those computers with the green screen and the little cards you slide through. Wow, that was a while ago... I think I was only 60.
Alisha, Las Vegas NV

And right over here, Senator, is where we keep the false promises.
Steve, Los Angeles

That's right, Bush had made such a mess that we do not know what to clean up first. Any idea what we should we do with the Democrats in that there grill?
Shell, New York

This comes from all the houses that we foreclosed. Four more years and we can make a KILLING on this stuff!
Ted, Canada

My friends, I have toured that damage and I can faithfully say recycling is the number one threat to our nation, and we will take on the insurgent recyclables for one hundred years!
Danny, Toledo OH

People can recycle stuff? I had no idea….Wow, there are so many new things I have to learn…Who knew?
Ishani, California

I'm sorry, sir, but we just can't sell this Republican Brand anymore.
Richard

Sorry, Senator, I was going to show you around the whole plant, but my boss just told me I was being laid off because this plant is being moved to Columbia.
Clifford, Lehigh Acres FL

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