Slugworth's Revenge
It is I Slugworth - I have taken over Gamman's SH with his pitiful image of Willy Wonka.
For those who care - he is doing well in the jail cell of gummy worm cell bars - he'll never escape - he's not that bright.
I never received a dime from that chocoholic codfish of a capitalist. Never a dime - I tell you. But now I have it all - the candy, the chocolate, the dry wall sense of humor - okay maybe not that but who cares - I have the SH - the SH and all of his SH women too!
Just try to stop me, just try!!!
For those who care - he is doing well in the jail cell of gummy worm cell bars - he'll never escape - he's not that bright.
I never received a dime from that chocoholic codfish of a capitalist. Never a dime - I tell you. But now I have it all - the candy, the chocolate, the dry wall sense of humor - okay maybe not that but who cares - I have the SH - the SH and all of his SH women too!
Just try to stop me, just try!!!
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You have me all confused. -
Good that you're back...did the chocolate help? ;)
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ain't nuthin better along with help from these little helpers
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lol...good that you've got your oompa loompas...but what the heck Paris has to do with it? ;)
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she distracted ol' slugworth
his had this weakness since birth
for women who flaunt their girth -
lmao...slugworth is really a poor guy if he gets distracted coz of that blondie ;)
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yeah ;)
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scary, lol;)
but the main thing is that you're back...so...tell me...how was it? Did slugworth do sth to you? what exactly happened?
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I had to eat my way out of a gummy worm jail
then my oompa loompa friends along with Ms. Hilton tied up mr. slugworth and did some naughty dances in front of him which caused him to blush so much that he overheated.
once out of the wormy cell i had to swim through the chocolate river and free the oompas who were tied up over the brownie mixer boiler.
it was quite an adventure - i ate enough sugar to bloat a killer whale.
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that sounds like a really tough adventure...I'm proud of you, you did what was necessary ;) What did you do with the overheated slugworth?
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What do you think i'd do with him?
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Hmmm..drown him in chocolate?
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he's being sold as jelly slugs under the harry potter brand as the picture above would suggest ;0)
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but what the poor people that are buying this stuff have done to you???
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oh please...you're not that capitalistic...
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would you believe???
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I'm sure about that...
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wtf? Is that real? No way,...
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no idea but everything is possible, lol ;)
