The POLLYMARTH
There was a planet, very far from earth, and because over industrialization and mis-use of natural resources was slowly dying.
The beings tht lived on this planet were called Pollymarths. And they were cute enough creatures but were rather violent in nature.
The supreme commander of the pollymarths sent for one of their best astro-scouts to find a new planet that the pollymarths could invade and inhabit. He told his scout that he had been studying a blue planet in a far-away solar system called Earth. He commanded the scout to fly in his spaceship to Earth and evaluate their military resources and report back as to wether they could invade and overpower the beings of earth. The mission would take two years to complete.
The scout left immediately, and upon arriving at earth, he discovered that the best place to gain information regarding military strength, was at a military instillation. So he landed his spaceship outside a military base and with a cloaking device so as not to be seen, began his evaluation. He took careful notes of all of the comings and goings and of personnel. He noticed that one man in particular seemed to be quite important and well respected. He concluded that this man must be knowledgable of all military information. So the pollymarth decided to gain access to the information held by this man (who was a general in the Air Force). He had been watching the interaction between the members of the opposite sex of this strange species and concluded that the best way to gain access to the knowledge held by this general was to disguise himself as a beautiful, sexy earth woman. Since pollymarths can alter their appearance at any time, this was not a problem. He tranformed himself into a tall, voluptuous Blonde woman with beautiful blue eyes. He decided to name himself Kate. As soon as the general saw Kate (the pollymarth) he immediately fell in love. They spent every free minute together and the general was gladly telling Kate all of the most sensitive military information. But, after a while, the pollymarth sensed that the general was getting bored with Kate. So not wanting to lose access to the information, the pollymarth decided to transorm himself into another earth woman. A short chubby cute woman who loved to cook and clean and was the ultimate housewife. He decided to call the chubby woman Edith. Needing a change, the General was smitten with the chubby little cook, and they began seeing each other and he would also tell Edith all of the military secrets as well. Now the General had two women and he would spend time with each of them and the pollymarth was constantly changing his appearance from the sexy blonde bombshell, to the short chubby cook. And the general just kept spilling all of his secrets.
Finally the time came for the pollymarth to return to his home planet and report his findings. But, he realized that he had actually developed feelings for the general and didn't want to leave because he was truly in love with him. So the pollymarth sat the general down and explained everything. Where he was from and how he had deceived him and being both women at the same time. So he told the general, he had to make a choice, between the short chubby cook Edith, or the sexy beautiful Kate. He told the general he would go into the attic and spin himself into a coccoon for one month and at the end of the month he would emerge as either the cook or the sexpot depending on what the general decided.
So the pollymarth went to the attic and spun the cccoon and the general began the task of trying to decide who he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. The short chubby cook who could provide him with a lovely home and quiet conversation and great food, or the sexy beautiful blonde who would give him the most sexuallly satisfying life immaginable. The thought and thought and he just could not make a decision. He was making himself crazy. Finally at the end of the month, the coccoon burst open, and all that came out was a mish-mash of body parts because they had never joined together to form a complete person because the general could never make up his mind.
So the general got neither one.
The moral of this story is....
You can't have your KATE and EDITH to.
SORRY!
The beings tht lived on this planet were called Pollymarths. And they were cute enough creatures but were rather violent in nature.
The supreme commander of the pollymarths sent for one of their best astro-scouts to find a new planet that the pollymarths could invade and inhabit. He told his scout that he had been studying a blue planet in a far-away solar system called Earth. He commanded the scout to fly in his spaceship to Earth and evaluate their military resources and report back as to wether they could invade and overpower the beings of earth. The mission would take two years to complete.
The scout left immediately, and upon arriving at earth, he discovered that the best place to gain information regarding military strength, was at a military instillation. So he landed his spaceship outside a military base and with a cloaking device so as not to be seen, began his evaluation. He took careful notes of all of the comings and goings and of personnel. He noticed that one man in particular seemed to be quite important and well respected. He concluded that this man must be knowledgable of all military information. So the pollymarth decided to gain access to the information held by this man (who was a general in the Air Force). He had been watching the interaction between the members of the opposite sex of this strange species and concluded that the best way to gain access to the knowledge held by this general was to disguise himself as a beautiful, sexy earth woman. Since pollymarths can alter their appearance at any time, this was not a problem. He tranformed himself into a tall, voluptuous Blonde woman with beautiful blue eyes. He decided to name himself Kate. As soon as the general saw Kate (the pollymarth) he immediately fell in love. They spent every free minute together and the general was gladly telling Kate all of the most sensitive military information. But, after a while, the pollymarth sensed that the general was getting bored with Kate. So not wanting to lose access to the information, the pollymarth decided to transorm himself into another earth woman. A short chubby cute woman who loved to cook and clean and was the ultimate housewife. He decided to call the chubby woman Edith. Needing a change, the General was smitten with the chubby little cook, and they began seeing each other and he would also tell Edith all of the military secrets as well. Now the General had two women and he would spend time with each of them and the pollymarth was constantly changing his appearance from the sexy blonde bombshell, to the short chubby cook. And the general just kept spilling all of his secrets.
Finally the time came for the pollymarth to return to his home planet and report his findings. But, he realized that he had actually developed feelings for the general and didn't want to leave because he was truly in love with him. So the pollymarth sat the general down and explained everything. Where he was from and how he had deceived him and being both women at the same time. So he told the general, he had to make a choice, between the short chubby cook Edith, or the sexy beautiful Kate. He told the general he would go into the attic and spin himself into a coccoon for one month and at the end of the month he would emerge as either the cook or the sexpot depending on what the general decided.
So the pollymarth went to the attic and spun the cccoon and the general began the task of trying to decide who he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. The short chubby cook who could provide him with a lovely home and quiet conversation and great food, or the sexy beautiful blonde who would give him the most sexuallly satisfying life immaginable. The thought and thought and he just could not make a decision. He was making himself crazy. Finally at the end of the month, the coccoon burst open, and all that came out was a mish-mash of body parts because they had never joined together to form a complete person because the general could never make up his mind.
So the general got neither one.
The moral of this story is....
You can't have your KATE and EDITH to.
SORRY!
