Wow...I Can't Do It...But I Must

I have to write this essay on St. Joan of Arc....and its five paragraphs and has to be five freakin' pages. I mean, sure, it doesn't sound that long but when you got four pages and need more, its not so fine and dandy now is it? Not so damn peachy keen, huh? haha. Okay, then. I am probably scaring you people away, if that is, that you aren't already like, "Screw this, this girl is not only pathetic, but totally boring as well." Well, guess what? I am not boring!!! Or pathetic, I just need some inspiration. *sigh* See, I'm wasting my time on this blog and its not even good. I'm just wasting your time too. So, wihtout further ado, I will go and either write the bloody essay or die trying!!! But, I'd rather live. That is to say, I'd rather not die. Then again, how would I? Okay, okay, I have to go. But if any of you see some title in the newspaper like this, "Girl Dead With Multiple Paper Cuts." You know what happened. I died trying. Which sucks. Now, go and help some disabled person or whatever. "Cuz I have got one kick ass essay to write on St. Joan of Arc. Hellz yes.