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The Great Battery Shortage!
This is a first hand narrative of the battery shortage that is currently taking place in my bedroom because I'm too lazy to go to Walmart and spend $3000 on new ones.
In the beginning the amount of batteries was plentiful! Everybody was equipped with the power source they needed! The television remote, with its practicality, even though it was damaged, it still bravely carried on with its duties! The home theater remote, majestic and powerful with all of its controls made the movies of the land shine and boom like thunder on a stormy night. The precious mouse, so advanced and comfortable to the touch, shone with a green light, showing it was satisfied, even without a cord. And along came a second television remote to lessen the burden of the broken and brave old remote.
But now… now batteries are few and far between. They have run out like a stream in a drought, leaving all of the appliances without sustenance. The advanced mouse now shines a bright crimson as it cries out for its batteries. I don’t think it will last much longer. It lies here at my side, near death, groaning, reaching for my help, but I cannot give it any. The television remote, so broken, is now even more decayed as its battery chamber lies empty. I don’t even know where it is anymore. It must have wandered in its desperation. The new television remote has been dead for weeks. Its corpse is an eyesore to this land. And even the majestic and powerful home theater remote lays naked, no battery in sight. I fear I might have to change the channels by hand forever. Or that I might have to stop using my mouse just to turn on a dvd. Alas! What a horrible day this is. Why hath God forsaken this land with famished mouths? Why must this land be plagued anymore with desolation? I fear the idea of hope is lost.
In the beginning the amount of batteries was plentiful! Everybody was equipped with the power source they needed! The television remote, with its practicality, even though it was damaged, it still bravely carried on with its duties! The home theater remote, majestic and powerful with all of its controls made the movies of the land shine and boom like thunder on a stormy night. The precious mouse, so advanced and comfortable to the touch, shone with a green light, showing it was satisfied, even without a cord. And along came a second television remote to lessen the burden of the broken and brave old remote.
But now… now batteries are few and far between. They have run out like a stream in a drought, leaving all of the appliances without sustenance. The advanced mouse now shines a bright crimson as it cries out for its batteries. I don’t think it will last much longer. It lies here at my side, near death, groaning, reaching for my help, but I cannot give it any. The television remote, so broken, is now even more decayed as its battery chamber lies empty. I don’t even know where it is anymore. It must have wandered in its desperation. The new television remote has been dead for weeks. Its corpse is an eyesore to this land. And even the majestic and powerful home theater remote lays naked, no battery in sight. I fear I might have to change the channels by hand forever. Or that I might have to stop using my mouse just to turn on a dvd. Alas! What a horrible day this is. Why hath God forsaken this land with famished mouths? Why must this land be plagued anymore with desolation? I fear the idea of hope is lost.
Creationists... I've never witnessed such stupidity.
I just have no words... great video series that slaps Creationism intelligence right in the face, but damn these guys are just dumb...
"X-rays from the sun bathe us all except on cloudy days because water stops X-rays!"
"The Grand Canyon could've been formed in about five minutes!"
GRAW!!!
"X-rays from the sun bathe us all except on cloudy days because water stops X-rays!"
"The Grand Canyon could've been formed in about five minutes!"
GRAW!!!
His question was deleted! He had a guilty conscience!
Some of you who find this and did participate in the reason question I made might be thinking I feel defeated... so defeated in fact that I deleted the question I posted about the maturity of a conversation between myself and some kid. But I don't feel defeated, nor do I feel ashamed, or humiliated because the point still remains.
I deleted the question because it was a moot argument that was sucking the time out of a few people's lives. And due to the fact that I'm oh-so sick of hearing people's self-righteous, "parently advice" bullshit regarding a person they've never met before. I asked a simple question and I got complex answers... that breaks the law of the Conservation of Energy or something. I didn't give a fuck if you people thought I was immature for posting a poll about the conversation I wanted to know something.... and that one thing is... Do people really realize the amount of bullshit Sodahead is brewing?
I deleted the question because it was a moot argument that was sucking the time out of a few people's lives. And due to the fact that I'm oh-so sick of hearing people's self-righteous, "parently advice" bullshit regarding a person they've never met before. I asked a simple question and I got complex answers... that breaks the law of the Conservation of Energy or something. I didn't give a fuck if you people thought I was immature for posting a poll about the conversation I wanted to know something.... and that one thing is... Do people really realize the amount of bullshit Sodahead is brewing?
Jonas Brothers Rant (READ AND BE ENTERTAINED OR OFFENDED!)
I'm going to rant about the Jonas Brothers now. And before you whip out your retard card and say "w/e ur just a hater" or "thats jus ur opinion", chop your fingers off so you can't type any bullshit or idiotic remarks.
People have become absolutely obsessed over this trio. It's quickly growing into a mass-spread cult the size of which rivals Christianity. And 99% of these kids who obsess over the Jonas Brothers have an I.Q. under 20. I think I've discovered the reason why these people obsess and idolize these three guys.
1. The Jonas Brothers fans are all incredibly shallow and therefore look for something to attach themselves to, so they can find a sense of community in circle jerking other Jonas Brothers fans. I say they're -shallow because every single JoBro fan is exactly the same in the way they talk, and the way they think. Illiterate morons who whip out the same lame come backs and insults to anyone who isn't a JoBro cock suck. JoBro fans are also incredibly shallow due to the fact that 3/4 of the reason they obsess over the JoBros is because of their looks.
2. JoBro fans are all incredibly naive and dumb-minded. They're so naive in fact that once again they clamp themselves to another one of Disney's viral popularity and publicity projects. Other such projects include Hannah Montana.
3. It's human nature at their age. All these prancing little 13 and 14 year olds have the biological need to cultify and obsess over something... we all did it. Pokemon, Yughio, Dragon Ball Z, Hannah Montana, HALO... everybody obsesses over something at some point in time.
Along with those reasons why I think these JoBro fans idolize these guys, I've come to find the flaws in the JoBros themselves.
Many, MANY people gawk at these purty and HAWT boys, and the girls swoon over the sound of their voices when they sing their songs, but I can attest to the fact that the JoBros are near talentless.
- The Jonas Brothers have an average amount of skill when it comes to music, being that they can play basic guitar and drums or whatever.... they can play enough to make their songs.
- 1/4 of every Jonas Brother song is composed of actual musical instruments played by the JoBros. 1/4 of the song is the vocals, once again easily provided by the JoBros. Any person can sing, and I've seen MANY guys sing better than them. And the remaining 2/4 of their songs are composed of digitally mixed sound effects and computer generated beats and music, once again only requiring the skills of a musical foley artist or something.
- I've seen average high schoolers or even middle schoolers in my own shitty town that have more musical talent than these boys.
- The reason the Jonas Brothers are so popular is due to Disney's financial ability to virally spread their faces on every possible square inch of their network and merchandise that they can.
- Another reason they're so popular is because of their looks. Girls go goo-goo retarded over these guys faces, and get set into a dumb trance. Disney has their own little room in the back of the castle where they take their little stars in and make them all pretty. Look at Miley Cyrus. These guys looks attest to 90% of their popularity.
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-BOTTOM LINE-
The Jonas Brothers are over-rated and have more popularity and more of a cult following than they deserve. Although that's not saying much, seeing as how 99% of that cult following are babbling little retards who have no class or taste in actual music. They lack real musical talent, and their songs are less than mediocre at best. These girls and boys will snap out of their JoBro trance eventually and they will all realize what retards they've been to idolize these pathetic little popular boys.
People have become absolutely obsessed over this trio. It's quickly growing into a mass-spread cult the size of which rivals Christianity. And 99% of these kids who obsess over the Jonas Brothers have an I.Q. under 20. I think I've discovered the reason why these people obsess and idolize these three guys.
1. The Jonas Brothers fans are all incredibly shallow and therefore look for something to attach themselves to, so they can find a sense of community in circle jerking other Jonas Brothers fans. I say they're -shallow because every single JoBro fan is exactly the same in the way they talk, and the way they think. Illiterate morons who whip out the same lame come backs and insults to anyone who isn't a JoBro cock suck. JoBro fans are also incredibly shallow due to the fact that 3/4 of the reason they obsess over the JoBros is because of their looks.
2. JoBro fans are all incredibly naive and dumb-minded. They're so naive in fact that once again they clamp themselves to another one of Disney's viral popularity and publicity projects. Other such projects include Hannah Montana.
3. It's human nature at their age. All these prancing little 13 and 14 year olds have the biological need to cultify and obsess over something... we all did it. Pokemon, Yughio, Dragon Ball Z, Hannah Montana, HALO... everybody obsesses over something at some point in time.
Along with those reasons why I think these JoBro fans idolize these guys, I've come to find the flaws in the JoBros themselves.
Many, MANY people gawk at these purty and HAWT boys, and the girls swoon over the sound of their voices when they sing their songs, but I can attest to the fact that the JoBros are near talentless.
- The Jonas Brothers have an average amount of skill when it comes to music, being that they can play basic guitar and drums or whatever.... they can play enough to make their songs.
- 1/4 of every Jonas Brother song is composed of actual musical instruments played by the JoBros. 1/4 of the song is the vocals, once again easily provided by the JoBros. Any person can sing, and I've seen MANY guys sing better than them. And the remaining 2/4 of their songs are composed of digitally mixed sound effects and computer generated beats and music, once again only requiring the skills of a musical foley artist or something.
- I've seen average high schoolers or even middle schoolers in my own shitty town that have more musical talent than these boys.
- The reason the Jonas Brothers are so popular is due to Disney's financial ability to virally spread their faces on every possible square inch of their network and merchandise that they can.
- Another reason they're so popular is because of their looks. Girls go goo-goo retarded over these guys faces, and get set into a dumb trance. Disney has their own little room in the back of the castle where they take their little stars in and make them all pretty. Look at Miley Cyrus. These guys looks attest to 90% of their popularity.
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-BOTTOM LINE-
The Jonas Brothers are over-rated and have more popularity and more of a cult following than they deserve. Although that's not saying much, seeing as how 99% of that cult following are babbling little retards who have no class or taste in actual music. They lack real musical talent, and their songs are less than mediocre at best. These girls and boys will snap out of their JoBro trance eventually and they will all realize what retards they've been to idolize these pathetic little popular boys.
To-Blog List
I'll get to these later...
1. Global Warming
2. Evolution vs. Creationism
3. The Bible
4. The War in Iraq
More to come.
1. Global Warming
2. Evolution vs. Creationism
3. The Bible
4. The War in Iraq
More to come.
My new Promise and Apology.
Although I do not entirely agree with the way people have described me in the past while debating, I felt it necessary to issue an apology if I have offended or insulted anyway in an over-the-top sort of level. I'm making a personal goal from now on not to be known at the "hostile, hate-Christians Atheist" I'm put off to be, and I'll do so by taking an extra twenty or thirty seconds before posting a response. I'll take more time to decide if what I want to say will overly-offend someone or not. But when I do so, and someone still finds a problem with what I say... tough shit. Once again... my apologies to anyone I've been an 'asshole' to. I'll do my best to put up a a good civil fight in the world of religious and other themed debates.
Christian Make-Believe Games.
I've really noticed something disturbing over the past week of absorbing nearly all my time in debating religion. Christianity, God, Jesus, Heaven, Hell, and all matters relating to that are just absolutely absorbed into the fabric of our lives like a pesky stain that never goes away. I've figured out what Christians are, but they won't accept it. I've come to find I'm a spectator on the outside looking in at their little world of good against evil and bowing and worshiping.
Christianity, and all those matters involving it are absorbed into our daily lives. Saying 'Oh my God!' 'God damnit!' 'Go to Hell!' 'Jesus Christ!' are all involving the Christian religion and I think it's a real shame that it has to be that way. In my personal belief religion came about in the minds of primitive humans who saw an event beyond their explanation, so they came up with stories and imaginary beings to explain what they couldn't. Those unintelligent primitive people spread their dumb ideas to other unintelligent primitive people and it spread like wild-fire because no one could figure out a better way to explain what they couldn't understand. It went through the years and now, in the present future, intelligent rational advanced people like ourselves still stoop so low to believe in and absorb ourselves in these ridiculous imaginary games. These absolutely stupid ideas and make-believe games takes a serious affect on every bodies life. The main reason it catches on so well though, is because it gives weak people something to hold on to. It gives the weak minded something to absorb themselves into, and it gives the weak hope that their relatives aren't gone forever. The un-accepted can rest assured that they're loved, and all of them rest in the fact of knowing they're not alone. Weak people, who rely on weak ideas to form the most influential and inhibiting religions on this planet.
And then you have the outside observers, like myself, realizing that they're all playing a make-believe game. Not having to worry about a God watching us and judging us, not having to worry about where I go after I die, resting assured that I'm alone out here, and happy with that solitude of not having an intangible parent figure shaking a finger at me from a thousand years ago saying, "Do it.... do it and I'll fucking spank you!" We have enough sense in us to not rely on their bullshit moral standards, but we rely on our own. If civilization wouldn't base everything it does around this bullshit set of stories, we would be so much better off. Exploring the un-explored realms that the Bible and God never meant us to. Growing human organs to save human lives without inhibition. Not spending trillions of dollars on useless conquests to different countries. Not wasting money, time, resources on the delusion. 'kay... I'm sick of typing for now.
Christianity, and all those matters involving it are absorbed into our daily lives. Saying 'Oh my God!' 'God damnit!' 'Go to Hell!' 'Jesus Christ!' are all involving the Christian religion and I think it's a real shame that it has to be that way. In my personal belief religion came about in the minds of primitive humans who saw an event beyond their explanation, so they came up with stories and imaginary beings to explain what they couldn't. Those unintelligent primitive people spread their dumb ideas to other unintelligent primitive people and it spread like wild-fire because no one could figure out a better way to explain what they couldn't understand. It went through the years and now, in the present future, intelligent rational advanced people like ourselves still stoop so low to believe in and absorb ourselves in these ridiculous imaginary games. These absolutely stupid ideas and make-believe games takes a serious affect on every bodies life. The main reason it catches on so well though, is because it gives weak people something to hold on to. It gives the weak minded something to absorb themselves into, and it gives the weak hope that their relatives aren't gone forever. The un-accepted can rest assured that they're loved, and all of them rest in the fact of knowing they're not alone. Weak people, who rely on weak ideas to form the most influential and inhibiting religions on this planet.
And then you have the outside observers, like myself, realizing that they're all playing a make-believe game. Not having to worry about a God watching us and judging us, not having to worry about where I go after I die, resting assured that I'm alone out here, and happy with that solitude of not having an intangible parent figure shaking a finger at me from a thousand years ago saying, "Do it.... do it and I'll fucking spank you!" We have enough sense in us to not rely on their bullshit moral standards, but we rely on our own. If civilization wouldn't base everything it does around this bullshit set of stories, we would be so much better off. Exploring the un-explored realms that the Bible and God never meant us to. Growing human organs to save human lives without inhibition. Not spending trillions of dollars on useless conquests to different countries. Not wasting money, time, resources on the delusion. 'kay... I'm sick of typing for now.
