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If you are a person who talks to your plants, what do you talk about?

raves +24   by Mike1230 posted Jun 25, 2008 06:11PM GMTJune 25, 2008 18:11:04
If you are a person who talks to your plants, what do you talk about?
  • Just girl talk. You wouldn’t understand.
  • Just guy stuff. You wouldn’t understand.
  • Which Jonah Brother is cuter.
  • The rubber tree plant. She drinks like fish.
  • Philosophy.
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raves +14   by Jodi SHTB posted Jun 25, 2008 06:25PM GMTJune 25, 2008 18:25:22
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Answered Just girl talk. You wouldn’t understand.

I tell them dirty jokes! don't laugh it works! :)
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  • raves +1   [-] by Foo Master~(_E=MC2_) posted Jul 25, 2008 07:01PM GMTJuly 25, 2008 19:01:47
    Foo Master~(_E=MC2_) reply

    Answered Which Jonah Brother is cuter.

    Currently, he thinks it's Joe, but last week it was Nick. Basil can be so fickle!
  • raves +3   [-] by Mike1230 posted Jul 25, 2008 10:28PM GMTJuly 25, 2008 22:28:12
    Mike1230 reply
    True, true. They play with our hearts .They don't care.
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  • raves +2   [-] by Stephii! posted Jul 14, 2008 01:48AM GMTJuly 14, 2008 01:48:31
    Stephii! reply

    Answered Just girl talk. You wouldn’t understand.

    We talk about guys! The problem is, I don't know if the tree I climb is a girl or not...
  • raves +5   [-] by Mike1230 posted Jul 14, 2008 05:57PM GMTJuly 14, 2008 17:57:40
    Mike1230 reply
    lol ! Time will tell :)
  • raves +4   [-] by Mary posted Jul 01, 2008 06:55AM GMTJuly 01, 2008 06:55:53
    Mary reply

    Answered The rubber tree plant. She drinks like fish.

    LMBO !!!
  • raves +5   [-] by BradOnTheWeb posted Jun 29, 2008 09:22PM GMTJune 29, 2008 21:22:58
    BradOnTheWeb reply

    Answered Which Jonah Brother is cuter.

    This is too funny :)
  • raves +7   [-] by pastafarian posted Jun 27, 2008 05:14PM GMTJune 27, 2008 17:14:07
    pastafarian reply

    Answered None of the above

    I can't have plants, my cats would eat them, and I dunno if I'd talk to them anyway.

    I did see them test this idea on Mythbusters, it was hilarious to watch a woman scream "you SUCK!" at a seedling.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
  • raves +7   [-] by Mike1230 posted Jun 27, 2008 05:17PM GMTJune 27, 2008 17:17:09
    Mike1230 reply
    lol ! I would love to have seen that. Thanks for the cool link. I really like it :)
  • raves +2   [-] by pastafarian posted Jun 27, 2008 05:22PM GMTJune 27, 2008 17:22:21
    pastafarian reply
    You really should catch the show, they also played very loud death metal music. The plants seemed to like it. :)
  • raves +7   [-] by Mike1230 posted Jun 27, 2008 05:40PM GMTJune 27, 2008 17:40:08
    Mike1230 reply
    I will. Thanks again :)
  • raves +1   [-] by pastafarian posted Jun 27, 2008 05:51PM GMTJune 27, 2008 17:51:37
    pastafarian reply
    Nice to see you're still running your pie-hole, Gramma, after blocking me. I thought you might be classless enough to do so on your own poll, seeing as how I can't respond and you can buddy up with your other outraged enablers. Not surprising, I'm still getting responses in my sodahead feed.

    But to hijack Mike's poll here is really jerkwad behavior, no wonder you identify with that loser chick. Niiiiice.

    P.S. Ms. Pimp My Disabled Baby can still go pound sand. I haven't noticed the collapse of American Airlines, matter of fact, the public seems to love it. So hide on your poll with the me,me! me! minority. http://frontburner.dmagazine....

    Now, if you want to harass me further, please do Mike the courtesy of unblocking me so you don't have to insert your flapping lips in the middle of his poll. Thanks. Have a sucky day.

    Sorry, Mike, we (or I, anyway) will now resume our regular programming. I dunno about Gramma Lil, she seems to be a real piece of work.
  • raves     [-] by Gramma Lil posted Jun 27, 2008 05:28PM GMTJune 27, 2008 17:28:59
    Gramma Lil reply
    Nice to see that some people have more empathy and sympathy for plants than they do autistic children and grammas who defend them.
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  • raves +6   [-] by scrshaw posted Jun 27, 2008 03:04PM GMTJune 27, 2008 15:04:27
    scrshaw reply

    Answered None of the above

    I usually just beg them to grow faster! beg grow faster
  • raves +7   [-] by Mike1230 posted Jun 27, 2008 03:42PM GMTJune 27, 2008 15:42:59
    Mike1230 reply
    lol ! Is that what happened to your, eh, pet ?
  • raves +3   [-] by scrshaw posted Jun 27, 2008 03:47PM GMTJune 27, 2008 15:47:06 (edited)
    scrshaw reply
    LOL no everyone knows that makes "it" smaller!
  • raves +6   [-] by Mike1230 posted Jun 27, 2008 04:51PM GMTJune 27, 2008 16:51:23
    Mike1230 reply
    lol !!
  • raves +5   [-] by droog posted Jun 27, 2008 03:52AM GMTJune 27, 2008 03:52:41
    droog reply

    Answered All of the above

    Hahaha. I don't talk to them but they can hear me playing the guitar :-))
  • raves +7   [-] by Mike1230 posted Jun 27, 2008 01:19PM GMTJune 27, 2008 13:19:38
    Mike1230 reply
    Even better !
  • raves +8   [-] by Jimmy O. ~ XKQ posted Jun 26, 2008 09:40PM GMTJune 26, 2008 21:40:01 (edited)
    Jimmy O. ~ XKQ reply

    Answered None of the above

    I'm always having to have discussions with them about the birds and the bees! I don't want them finding out about this stuff in the streets! Teenage polination? No thanks! I don't need THAT on my hands!
  • raves +7   [-] by Mike1230 posted Jun 27, 2008 01:20PM GMTJune 27, 2008 13:20:18
    Mike1230 reply
    Lmao !!!Photobucket
  • raves +2   [-] by irishnurse~Nobama~never ever posted Jun 27, 2008 03:01PM GMTJune 27, 2008 15:01:10
    irishnurse~Nobama~never ever reply
    yeah jimbo can't have them out of control!!!
  • raves +7   [-] by Mike1230 posted Jun 27, 2008 03:43PM GMTJune 27, 2008 15:43:24
    Mike1230 reply
    Wow !
  • raves +2   [-] by Mary posted Jul 01, 2008 06:56AM GMTJuly 01, 2008 06:56:52
    Mary reply
    LOL !
  • raves +7   [-] by Ashley posted Jun 26, 2008 06:57PM GMTJune 26, 2008 18:57:22
    Ashley reply

    Answered Philosophy.

    I haven't personally owned a plant in years, but I'd talk to them sometimes. Mostly small talk, but it's easy to get philosophically deep when you're talking to foliage. lol.
  • raves +8   [-] by Mike1230 posted Jun 27, 2008 01:21PM GMTJune 27, 2008 13:21:12
    Mike1230 reply
    lol ! Air ferns are brilliant :)
  • raves +1   [-] by Ashley posted Jun 27, 2008 07:11PM GMTJune 27, 2008 19:11:18
    Ashley reply
    lmaoo!
  • raves +7   [-] by Damaged_Rebirth posted Jun 26, 2008 03:05PM GMTJune 26, 2008 15:05:04
    Damaged_Rebirth reply

    Answered Just guy stuff. You wouldn’t understand.

    They're the only ones that listen...
  • raves +7   [-] by Mike1230 posted Jun 26, 2008 03:06PM GMTJune 26, 2008 15:06:40
    Mike1230 reply
    Your dog will too. Your cat will if she's in a good mood :)
  • raves +3   [-] by Damaged_Rebirth posted Jun 26, 2008 03:09PM GMTJune 26, 2008 15:09:17
    Damaged_Rebirth reply
    Just goes to show how much of a social life I have with other humans, when I can easily make friends with street rats.
  • raves +7   [-] by Mike1230 posted Jun 26, 2008 03:10PM GMTJune 26, 2008 15:10:21