Jun 25, 2008 06:11PM GMTJune 25, 2008 18:11:04

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If you are a person who talks to your plants, what do you talk about?

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raves +14   by Jodi in Texas!

Answered Just girl talk. You wouldn’t understand.

I tell them dirty jokes! don't laugh it works! :)
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  • raves +1   [-] by Foo Master doesn't like Change

    Answered Which Jonah Brother is cuter.

    Currently, he thinks it's Joe, but last week it was Nick. Basil can be so fickle!
  • raves +6   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to Foo Master doesn't like Change
    True, true. They play with our hearts .They don't care.
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  • raves +2   [-] by ♥Stephii!♥

    Answered Just girl talk. You wouldn’t understand.

    We talk about guys! The problem is, I don't know if the tree I climb is a girl or not...
  • raves +8   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to ♥Stephii!♥
    lol ! Time will tell :)
  • raves +4   [-] by Mary

    Answered The rubber tree plant. She drinks like fish.

    LMBO !!!
  • raves +5   [-] by BradOnTheWeb

    Answered Which Jonah Brother is cuter.

    moderated...
  • raves +7   [-] by pastafarian

    Answered None of the above

    I can't have plants, my cats would eat them, and I dunno if I'd talk to them anyway.

    I did see them test this idea on Mythbusters, it was hilarious to watch a woman scream "you SUCK!" at a seedling.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
  • raves +10   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to pastafarian
    lol ! I would love to have seen that. Thanks for the cool link. I really like it :)
  • raves +2   [-] pastafarian replied to Michael, Arrivederci e amore
    You really should catch the show, they also played very loud death metal music. The plants seemed to like it. :)
  • raves +10   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to pastafarian
    I will. Thanks again :)
  • raves +1   [-] pastafarian replied to Michael, Arrivederci e amore
    Nice to see you're still running your pie-hole, Gramma, after blocking me. I thought you might be classless enough to do so on your own poll, seeing as how I can't respond and you can buddy up with your other outraged enablers. Not surprising, I'm still getting responses in my sodahead feed.

    But to hijack Mike's poll here is really jerkwad behavior, no wonder you identify with that loser chick. Niiiiice.

    P.S. Ms. Pimp My Disabled Baby can still go pound sand. I haven't noticed the collapse of American Airlines, matter of fact, the public seems to love it. So hide on your poll with the me,me! me! minority. http://frontburner.dmagazine....

    Now, if you want to harass me further, please do Mike the courtesy of unblocking me so you don't have to insert your flapping lips in the middle of his poll. Thanks. Have a sucky day.

    Sorry, Mike, we (or I, anyway) will now resume our regular programming. I dunno about Gramma Lil, she seems to be a real piece of work.
  • raves     [-] Gramma Lil replied to Michael, Arrivederci e amore
    Nice to see that some people have more empathy and sympathy for plants than they do autistic children and grammas who defend them.
    http://www.sodahead.com/quest...
  • raves +6   [-] by scrshaw

    Answered None of the above

    I usually just beg them to grow faster! beg grow faster
  • raves +10   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to scrshaw
    lol ! Is that what happened to your, eh, pet ?
  • raves +3   [-] scrshaw replied to Michael, Arrivederci e amore
    LOL no everyone knows that makes "it" smaller!
  • raves +9   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to scrshaw
    lol !!
  • raves +5   [-] by droog

    Answered All of the above

    Hahaha. I don't talk to them but they can hear me playing the guitar :-))
  • raves +10   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to droog
    Even better !
  • raves +8   [-] by Jimmy O.

    Answered None of the above

    I'm always having to have discussions with them about the birds and the bees! I don't want them finding out about this stuff in the streets! Teenage polination? No thanks! I don't need THAT on my hands!
  • raves +10   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to Jimmy O.
    Lmao !!!Photobucket
  • raves +2   [-] irishnurse~AAA~erin go bragh replied to Jimmy O.
    yeah jimbo can't have them out of control!!!
  • raves +10   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to irishnurse~AAA~erin go bragh
    Wow !
  • raves +2   [-] Mary replied to Jimmy O.
    LOL !
  • raves +7   [-] by Ashley

    Answered Philosophy.

    I haven't personally owned a plant in years, but I'd talk to them sometimes. Mostly small talk, but it's easy to get philosophically deep when you're talking to foliage. lol.
  • raves +11   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to Ashley
    lol ! Air ferns are brilliant :)
  • raves +1   [-] Ashley replied to Michael, Arrivederci e amore
    lmaoo!
  • raves +7   [-] by Satan Johnson

    Answered Just guy stuff. You wouldn’t understand.

    They're the only ones that listen...
  • raves +10   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to Satan Johnson
    Your dog will too. Your cat will if she's in a good mood :)
  • raves +3   [-] Satan Johnson replied to Michael, Arrivederci e amore
    Just goes to show how much of a social life I have with other humans, when I can easily make friends with street rats.
  • raves +10   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to Satan Johnson