Jul 02, 2008 03:01PM GMT
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Lifestyle - Other
Why do the foolish other colors think they know better than red?
Isn't it obvious that red is the only true path to salvation?
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now, now, lets not resort to foul language. That poor man, probably worked very hard on that hair style. He looks so proud of it.
Even if you pup on my head, that still doesn't change the fact that purple is, and always will be, better than red can ever dream of.
I know this truth hurts, but such is life.
We even have our own superhero....
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Answered Boss Hogg, have you had a stroke or something?
My good man! It is time for you to sit down and take a deep breath. Red is a color of anger, hatred, blood, and lust!! All of which are evil!! Well... maybe not lust. I can deal with that. However!! I would like to introduce myself; I am Kuldaboli, special representative of the chocolate lady, the wielder of the color brown. I am here to accept your surrender. Do so quietly, and you and all your ilk will be allowed to keep your heads. Fail to comply, and we will be forced to act in a most ungentlemanly manner. I offer you a taste of our truth while you bring this to your people. I will be expecting your answer shortly. Bon apetite.
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Answered Boss Hogg, have you had a stroke or something?
Your worship of the evil menses will cost you your salvation... and your life!
"When the Lord your God brings you into the Yellow land you are entering to possess and drives out before you many nations . . . then you must destroy Red totally. Make no treaty with them, and show them no mercy." (Yellow Pages 7:1-2) -
(ROFL @ Yellow Pages!)
Ah her royal yellowness has returned to further push the yellow agenda I see. It is to be expected of course, for it is said:
"The yellow beast will approach thee, faithful of the red, and you will cast them aside- for the truth can only be found in following that which is red, and red alone. Although for some reason blue is kinda okay, but not purple. Amen."
- Rubeuteronomy 12:90000:10:Hike! -
("Rubeuteronomy 12:90000:10:Hike!" made me choke on my Grape Nuts! LOL)
Save your soul, red worshiper! The Yellow one will return one day, and you will be left behind to live in the misery like that of a woman who is perpetually menstruating.
"For the Yellow Man is going to come in his Father’s glory with his angels, and then he will reward each person according to what he has done. I tell you the truth, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Yellow Man coming in his kingdom." (Emoticons 16:27-28)
Repent, accept thine Yellow and become our brother before it is too late! -
[I can't top that... there really is no yellow on the flag and will never be]
"for thine will try to use their national pride as a symbol or their lies, but their lies are not of the nation but of their heart" (bannana 67:8)
the flag of your deviance is the flag of the reddites, the flag of all reddite commies -
raves +1
Answered Boss Hogg, have you had a stroke or something?
"for thine reddites are of the inferior beast, and thine knowist their farteating ways will leave them with the pungent stench or twisted dogma wafting out of their farteating ways" (pepe 43:4)