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Bozo or Obama? Which one would you vote for if the choices for president in the 2008 United States Presidential election were Barack Obama or Bozo the Clown?

Please read the following important note regarding the recent death of Larry Harmon.

Note: This poll was made the night before I heard that Larry Harmon, probably the most famous of the many people who have played the part of Bozo the Clown, passed away. Of course I would not have posted this poll that night if I had known. I'm not even quite sure whether the poll was posted before or after his death, but I made it in response to some comments that were posted in another one of my polls about Bozo the Clown being the best choice for President of the United States of America, and I meant no disrespect. There are some jokes being posted in here about president Bush being a clown and things like that. Some people may find that disrespectful to the family or the memory of Larry Harmon, but I disagree and I would like to say why. Although I have never played a famous clown like Bozo, I myself have played the part of a clown professionally for a somewhat short period of time in the past, so I speak from experience when I say that clowns were meant to be laughed at and I'm sure Larry Harmon would have enjoyed knowing that the character he worked so hard to make as funny as he could was still getting some laughs here in this poll. That said, my Larry Harmon rest in peace and may Bozo the Clown live on in our memories, never to be taken too seriously, nor to be forgotten.

In my poll that asks people if they are sure who would be the best choice for president of the United States of America, someone supporting the perennial write-in Bozo the Clown suggested that he's better than all of the other candidates because he's not racist and doesn't have terrorist ties. Evidently he doesn't know that Barack Obama also fits that description, is qualified for the job, is a real human being, and is actually running for the office. This same person then went on to ask, "Wouldnt you vote bozo" which I think is a fair question since in the past so many people have... but in light of the fact that people seem to have done so out of a lack of actual good choices, now that we have one I figured why not see how many people out there really think that Bozo the Clown would be the best choice for the president of the United States of America.

actual choices figured people bozo clown choice president united america
(Not me as a clown... just me clowing around as an activist)
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raves +21   by JDC cross carrier

Answered Bozo the Clown is the best choice for President of the United States of America

He's got a better resume' than obama!!
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  • raves +2   [-] by TechnoZeus
    Care to provide a link (as if I actually think you're serious) to the Snopes article?

    I ran a search and couldn't find anything about this "FEDERATION of CLOWNZ" that you mentioned, but I did find a mention of "a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff" in one Snopes article. Here's the link, in case you're interested...

    http://www.snopes.com/politic...
  • raves +1   [-] by Not Einstein
    Yes, that is an excellent quotation from Lee Iacocca. You will not find anything about the Federation of Clowz on snopes.com because it is NOT a HOAX!!!!! It is for real!!!! IF you don't believe ME, just ask mE!!!!! Geez, you nonbeliever, you!
  • raves +2   [-] by Lisa
    You were the one who said "Check it out at snopes if you DON’t BELIEVE ME!!!!!" So now that someone did, you want to tell him that the reason he didn't find the evidence to there to support your claim is because it's NOT a hoax? I suppose you probably already know that Snopes does reports on things that are hoaxes as well as things that are thought by many to be hoaxes but are in fact true. They do the research and give their opinion on whether something is true or not along with information about how they formed that opinion and the evidence to back it up. Are you just being silly or what?
  • raves     [-] by Not Einstein
    I thought by age 16 you would have learned about satire, Lisa.
  • raves +1   [-] by TechnoZeus
    Not sure, but I think she's just trying to keep me from looking like I'm the only one who wasn't sure. Hehe. I never was good with sarcasm... but her question of "are you just being silly" at the end makes it look to me like she's being sarcastic... I think. Hehe.
  • raves     [-] by Ruth
    You're a real card Lisa. Good one! *smiles*
  • raves +1   [-] by crsone
    What a marvelous satire that is, Not Einstein!!

    I wonder how many here will believe you mean it.

    [edited for typo]
  • raves +1   [-] by TechnoZeus
    I sometimes can't tell whether people are serious or not when they post stuff like that. It's easy to see that they SHOULDN'T BE serious, but I'm not that good with sarcasm, so sometimes I'm left wondering if they really are convinced of such nonsense.
  • raves +13 -1 [-] by Dakotahgeo

    Answered Barack Obama is the best choice for President of the United States of America

    Pulllllllleeese!!! No more Bozos---8 years is enough of one Bozo! Actually, I'm more concerned that we are picking on Bozo...he's a good guy who always brings smiles to peoples' faces. And laughs...no, no...there I go getting the two mixed up again! Darn! OBAMA all the way!!!
  • raves +12 -1 [-] by Heywood Djablomi

    Answered None of the above

    The Republitards already voted for Bozo....twice. We're just about to kick his sorry ass to the curb, he's not a candidate this time. Thank Christ!
  • raves +3 -1 [-] by TheThinker
  • raves +2   [-] by TechnoZeus
    I do. :)
  • raves +1   [-] by Deb
    Yep, thats about right, I guess! Ok, Mr. President, Happy fourth of July to ****OUR**** country!!
  • raves +2   [-] by TechnoZeus
    Or in Bush's case... "HIS" country... but they can't deport him there because nobody can figure out where it is. That's why they tried to pass a law that would discourage support of languages other than English in the United States, ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... ) they had to include wording that would protect those who are not fluent in English to avoid having to deport George W. Bush.



    Okay, so maybe he didn't mean what it sounded like he said. Good thing there are translators out there to help make sense of what he's really trying to tell us.



    Of course, some things just don't translate well no matter what you do.



    but... at least he's funny, on his good days.

    Or in Bush's case... "HIS" country... but they can't deport him there because nobody can figure out where it is. That's why they tried to pass a law that would discourage support of languages other than English in the United States, ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... ) they had to include wording that would protect those who are not fluent in English to avoid having to deport George W. Bush.



    Okay, so maybe he didn't mean what it sounded like he said. Good thing there are translators out there to help make sense of what he's really trying to tell us.



    Of course, some things just don't translate well no matter what you do.



    but... at least he's funny, on his good days.

  • raves +3   [-] by Heywood Djablomi
    That's the level I was talking about....thanks for proving me correct.

    ...apparently the only thinking you do is trying to figure out how to pull your head out of your ass...
  • raves +2   [-] by TechnoZeus
    Did make it a bit easy, huh?
  • raves +3 -1 [-] by kk~ProObama/Biden~NoMcBush
    Yes, "thinker" it is painfully obvious that bush-cheney could care less what the electorate thinks. they are above us shmucks and know what is best for us. typical non-thinking reps.
  • raves     [-] by luvcoulter
    Hey Moron, it's not elected republicans telling us what to ingest and coldcocking the free market system. Socialists always know what is good for the flock.
  • raves +2   [-] by luvcoulter
    lol He is retiring as a two-term president. Your a good member of the flock of sheep.
  • raves +1   [-] by TechnoZeus
    Still haven't figured you out... but you're interesting. :)
  • raves +4 -1 [-] by Boss Hogg~NOBama

    Answered Bozo the Clown is the best choice for President of the United States of America

    If the choices are Barack Obama or Bozo the Clown, I'd vote for Bozo the Clown. He's got more experience than Obama!
  • raves +5   [-] by Heywood Djablomi
    Of course Bozo has more...he's been Presidunce for 8 years
  • raves +3   [-] by TheThinker
    And he doesn't lie to children.....
  • raves +2   [-] by TechnoZeus
    And you believed him when he told you that, huh?



    that's sad, really.
  • raves +2   [-] by TechnoZeus
    If you want someone who knows how to clown around with our lives, you've had your time. George W. Bush is already on his second term. Those of us who actually care about the future of America will either be voting for Barack Obama... except of course for those few who either have been misinformed by rumors and negative campaigning or have some minor party candidate in mind and don't know enough about Barack Obama to support him.

    Now, if you really want to support military minded clowns, there are much better ones out there than Bush and McCain to choose from....



    http://clownarmy.org/about/ab...
  • raves +3   [-] by Boss Hogg~NOBama
    LOL, typical liberal elitism. You really think your candidate will "help things." It's because you don't understand what liberalism does to the government when the Dems control things. When you try to go in for a mortgage and find out the rate is 27% because your money is being devalued at 11% from hyperinflation, you'll stop being such a zombie.. (maybe?)
  • raves +3   [-] by TechnoZeus
    I'm not the one who's delusional here. You think that because you can slap a label on something, that makes you know all about it. Don't worry... those of us who have a clue will take care of it for you... provided that is the likes of you don't manage to stop good things from happening just because you believe they can't.
  • raves +2   [-] by Boss Hogg~NOBama
    "You think that because you can slap a label on something, that makes you know all about it"

    What does that even mean? If you don't have anything to contribute just stop responding. You're just making yourself look worse!

    "Don't worry... those of us who have a clue will take care of it for you... provided that is the likes of you don't manage to stop good things from happening just because you believe they can't."

    Excuse me? What the hell have you done lately to make your country a better place? I'm a pillar of my God Damn Community. I donate thousands to charity, I rebuild and rennovate neighborhoods. You're just a liberal crybaby.

    There's a difference between whining about getting things done and actually doing them. You liberals with your college bonfires and hemp necklaces are doing NOTHING, just bitching about stuff and trying to stop the wheels of progress by shoving SOCIALISM into the mix. You don't understand how destructive socialism is because, for some reason, you cling on to what Comrade Ob