Jul 18, 2008 05:20PM GMT
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Entertainment - Movies
Which is the creepiest sign you are stuck inside a bad horror movie?
These aren't as creepy as they are funny.. and kind of true..-
Answered None of the above
When this dude you're in the car with crashes the car in a snowdrift in the woods at night and then the car breaks so you can't go anywhere and the nearest gas station is closed and you're stranded and the dude decides to go look around and then you see this hobbly dude, and you go to talk to him, but when you touch his back he burns a hole right through your mitten and then he turns around and his face is all metallic and a snake comes slithering out of his mouth and then you turn around and there are these two creepy guys with blood vessels bulging out of their heads with blood dripping off their faces and then you run away and you find the guy and you go sit in the car and then you get out to take a piss and then you see these guys who look the same who are bald and have bloodshot eyes who are actually ghosts and then after a while they guy you're in the car with freezes to death and then there's this burning car with a dude in it and you can't save the dude so he dies and he's screaming and then right after he dies his ghost comes out of the flames and then he grabs this other guy who showed up and he turns all icy and dies and then the girl is all freaked out and then lots of freaky shit happens. The end. -
Answered "Hmm, all of my seven friends is missing in this faraway house formerly occupied by a psychopath. I'll strip down to a tank top and go look for them in the cellar."
SO STUPID...and another funny thing in horror movies is when a sound is heard in a creepy area or zone and someone STILL goes investigating what the matter is..OF COURSE THE PERSON HAD TURN UP DEAD FOR HIS OR HER STUPIDITY..geez
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Answered None of the above
LOL, Jen. I think we might be kindred spirits!
I gots one: If you are in a desolate wooded area/ or dessert and you notice that the locals seem to be the product of 25 plus years of inbreeding and seem a touch hungry for 'new blood'...sexually and literally. Seriously, like they wanna hack you up and put you in a deep freeze, or make you squeal like a pig...Weeeeee! O_O -
Answered All of the above
You forgot to add something about the bookish virgin taking a shower. Or the fact that after she manages one surprise attack and knocks the killer out cold, she slowly approaches him to see if he's still alive, instead of dropping a 12 pound bowling ball on his skull. -
raves +1


Answered None of the above
When George Bush got re-elected.