How did the human race make it this far without destroying itself? (click to read)?

raves +45   by Adi
How did the human race make it this far without destroying itself?  (click to read)
Are they serious?

Does anyone else see the absolute counter productivity of this PAPER flier that was hand delivered to the 300+ tenants by the office management team of the building we're in?

Apparently, Suite 470 has not embraced the 21st century...”its called e-mail people”!


management team building suite 470 embraced 21st century e-mail people
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raves +14   by Suicide is Painless

Answered "You think that's bad check this out...."(tell your story)

"On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of box) Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating"

C'mon people let's use a little common sense here this is pathetic!
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  • raves     [-] by gonzo
    RightWingDog

    Obama is going to win and I know it is tough for you, but I would hope Republicans realize and start planning for 2012 because that might be next best shot Republicans have.
  • raves +1   [-] by &hearts MRS.T &hearts

    Answered "No. People make mistakes. I'm sure they'll learn from this mistake"

    weird
  • raves +1   [-] by Pride & Joy

    Answered "Yes. I think this is definitive proof that we evloved from monkeys and are now devolving back"

    people or man kind will kill everything an there will be nothing left but a black hole
  • raves +1   [-] by xalwaysxwinterx

    Answered "Yes. I think this is definitive proof that we evloved from monkeys and are now devolving back"

    Ahahaha, I love all these comments people are putting up.
    Especially "Suicide is Painless Orange's"
  • raves +2   [-] by grizzly

    Answered "You think that's bad check this out...."(tell your story)

    Nukes have only been around a little over half a century and most countries want them but do not have them yet. Leaders of countries are ,more often than not, power hungry. It is just a matter of time before WW3 and probably the end of the human race.
  • raves +3   [-] by Xenon23 ^Robot for the Masses^

    Answered "No. People make mistakes. I'm sure they'll learn from this mistake"

    Believe is or not but not everyone has email yet.
  • raves +1   [-] by Adi
    But i'd argue everyone in this office building has a telephone ;-)
  • raves +1   [-] by ChickenNoodleSoup

    Answered "No. People make mistakes. I'm sure they'll learn from this mistake"

    Unfortunately................... of Big Mistakes.

    End of the world is near.

    people mistakes learn mistake mistakes world
  • raves +2   [-] by Ray Melnik - Author

    Answered "Yes. I think this is definitive proof that we evloved from monkeys and are now devolving back"

    Yes, I believe it. I think it was George Carlin who said, “Look at the average person and know that half the people are dumber.

    Oh and I know it’s a little nit picky, but we did not evolve from monkeys. Monkeys and we evolved from a common ancestor.
  • raves +2   [-] by fireware0062

    Answered "You think that's bad check this out...."(tell your story)

    This is only the beginning, I am pretty sure most of you have discussed it at school about how we are using up every resource to balance our needs yet we ignore the consequences. Global warming is really taken effect, by the time we tend to take action, our children's children will suffer what we started or maybe by some miracle we come together as people of this earth we can save humanity! I think I just blowing smoke outta my ass!
  • raves +1   [-] by Ray Melnik - Author
    Hi fireware
    I agree and too many idiots believe mentally challenged folks like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. They distort all the science as if there is something bad about developing renewable energy and sustaining our future.

    Take a look at this, but you will ask yourself; with technology like this, where is the leadership?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?...
  • raves +2   [-] by Spider20

    Answered "You think that's bad check this out...."(tell your story)

    See any "dumbest criminals" show.............and check out the Darwin Awards.......
  • raves +3   [-] by Beachluvr_Hussein_28
    This is one of my favorite Darwin awards.

    (24 June 2007, Colorado) If you cut the rug on an oil tank, be careful not to light a cigarette, else you may soon be climbing the proverbial "Stairway to Heaven". After smoking marijuana and liquoring themselves up at a popular party spot in Routt National Forest, a group of teens decided that it would be fun to leap and cavort on an oil tank.
    The energetic gyrations of the dancers caused fumes to leak from the relief valve, and "there were several ignitions sources," according to the sheriff. People were smoking, and there was a bonfire nearby. One of these ignition source sparked a "flashdance" and the crude oil storage tank exploded, hurling two men 150 yards to their deaths.

    "The tree of life is self pruning"
  • raves +2   [-] by Spider20
    I was once at a gas station where this guy, who was being chased by police, turned into the station in the escape attempt and hit one of the pumps, knocking it completely off its base......he then gets out of the car.....now, you'd think he'd take off on foot to get away......no, this moron actually started to light a cigarette just inches from the destroyed pump....I guess he was trying to blend in with the rest of us customers (yeah like we all parked our cars on top of a gas pump)......station employees tackled him, one asked if he was a dumb@$$.......fortunately for all aound the pump, the safety valves worked and that's why I'm here to tell you this.......
  • raves +1   [-] by Zach

    Answered "You think that's bad check this out...."(tell your story)

    Bush was elected that 50% of our misdoings, and then McCain or Obama will be elected that will be another 50% so um yea.
  • raves +1   [-] by lucy4813

    Answered "Yes. I think this is definitive proof that we evloved from monkeys and are now devolving back"

    our world is gonna blow up and its gonna be all our fault!!!!
  • raves +1   [-] by raimundo

    Answered "You think that's bad check this out...."(tell your story)

    shout at the devil
  • raves     [-] by Adi
    think he'd/she'd listen?
  • raves +1   [-] by Evan

    Answered "You think that's bad check this out...."(tell your story)

    we just havent extinguished YET. Its definately coming
  • raves +1   [-] by NickName

    Answered "Yes. I think this is definitive proof that we evloved from monkeys and are now devolving back"

    Although sometimes I think monkeys might be higher in the evolutionary change.
  • raves +2   [-] by John

    Answered "Yes. I think this is definitive proof that we evloved from monkeys and are now devolving back"

    Nature-Nazis showing us just how thoughtful they are!
  • raves +1   [-] by Adi
    LOL....you said "nature-nazis"....i don't know why, but that's just really funny to me!
  • raves     [-] by John
    well, its there way or the highway.... throw in the al gore brownshirts and the obozo SS and we seem to be headed back into fascism once again..... If you read the book, Liberal Fascism, you would see that the fascists, like the left, need a crisis, like global warming.... Their point is that there is no time to think about it.... you have to act now or die......... much like the "invasion" of the jews in germany..... if you take the time to think we will all die..... The left are using a false "crisis" to divert the real issue of the upcoming Presidential Debate from security at home from the Islamic Terrorists to protecting us from a false crisis..... the global warming hoax... Why did it change from global warming to "climate change" You think it is because the earth has been cooling since 1998? Just more lies from the party of the idiots...the party of the jackass.... YOUR DEMOCRATIC PARTY!
  • raves +3   [-] by Darkest Burning Star

    Answered "You think that's bad check this out...."(tell your story)

    check outtell story
    check outtell story

    At least we aren't the only species suffering, though we ARE the worst...

    check outtell story species suffering
  • raves +1   [-] by Sammie

    Answered "You think that's bad check this out...."(tell your story)

    i'm stuck in hellamissouri in a RV park cause moms a traveling nurse and has decided to buy property and build a house. so we gotta stay in this stupid rv park until its done and she hadnt even bought no property yet. there is absolutely nothing to do here for kids. well there is a pool in the park. i dont know why we have to live here instead of a bigger place. omg i think shez lost her freakin mind. she says itz safer here but how safe is it if your gonna die from boredom anyway. dammit
  • raves +1   [-] by cavebratt

    Answered "You think that's bad check this out...."(tell your story)

    well, would a higher power allow something it created last, destroy what it created first?
  • raves +3   [-] by Cindy

    Answered "You think that's bad check this out...."(tell your story)

    When I re-ordered a box of bank checks, a few years ago, printed on the outside of the box was--
    If you did not receive this box of checks call this 1-800 number
  • raves +2   [-] by Adi
    OMG...that's awesome...i wish you would've taken a picture of that!
  • raves +1   [-] by Javison