Question • Golf

Poor Choice Of Words?

raves +11   by DrTim posted Jul 19, 2008 01:34AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 01:34:58
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a
five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor
asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet
round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a
pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting
around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear
end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there
was my wife's golf ball - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!'"
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raves +2   by Tracy posted Jul 19, 2008 02:33AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 02:33:45
Tracy reply

Answered He needs Sensitivity Training

sensitivity training
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  • raves +1   [-] by SearchlightMasquerade posted Jul 31, 2008 03:26AM GMTJuly 31, 2008 03:26:55
    SearchlightMasquerade reply

    Answered He's Lucky He's Alive

    Hahahaha! XD
  • raves +1   [-] by HIMfanaticShannon posted Jul 23, 2008 12:53AM GMTJuly 23, 2008 00:53:27
    HIMfanaticShannon reply

    Answered Undecided

    I think it was funny... honestly he should have specified what he was talking about I think she took it the wrong way. XD
  • raves +1   [-] by Jazz posted Jul 19, 2008 10:43PM GMTJuly 19, 2008 22:43:27
    Jazz reply

    Answered He's Lucky He's Alive

    lmao
  • raves +1   [-] by Not Einstein posted Jul 19, 2008 07:54PM GMTJuly 19, 2008 19:54:34
    Not Einstein reply

    Answered Undecided

    His wife needs to grow a sense of humor.
  • raves     [-] by Chester01 posted Jul 19, 2008 06:38PM GMTJuly 19, 2008 18:38:09
    Chester01 reply

    Answered He's Lucky He's Alive

    He's really lucky. Good choice of words, idiot.
  • raves +1   [-] by sd (SHTB) posted Jul 19, 2008 08:49AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 08:49:28
    sd (SHTB) reply

    Answered He's Lucky He's Alive

    haha
  • raves +1   [-] by gwts posted Jul 19, 2008 07:58AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 07:58:52
    gwts reply

    Answered He's Lucky He's Alive

    lucky alive
  • raves +1   [-] by cathy~COB posted Jul 19, 2008 04:17AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 04:17:02 (edited)
    cathy~COB reply

    Answered He's Lucky He's Alive

    Definately a "poor choice of words." He'd be dead meat, if he were my husband. Shoot! I just used a poor choice of words. I swear I did not do that on purpose. Hey, I must be just naturally funny, like DrTim. husband shoot poor choice swear purpose hey naturally funny drtim
  • raves     [-] by Kristi posted Jul 19, 2008 03:44AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 03:44:16
    Kristi reply

    Answered Undecided

    Is that a joke? I am not one who get's alot of things, so I can't tell if you are making a joke or if it's real, don't laugh please
  • raves +1   [-] by DrTim posted Jul 19, 2008 03:45AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 03:45:23
    DrTim reply
    Laughing is "Your" job, not mine!
  • raves +1   [-] by Kristi posted Jul 19, 2008 03:46AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 03:46:15
    Kristi reply
    HaHa very funny, nice joke
  • raves +1   [-] by DrTim posted Jul 19, 2008 03:51AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 03:51:09
    DrTim reply
    I feel......."So much Better"!!
  • raves +1   [-] by Kristi posted Jul 19, 2008 03:51AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 03:51:44
    Kristi reply
    I bet you do
  • raves +1   [-] by Kratos X posted Jul 19, 2008 02:53AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 02:53:40
    Kratos X reply

    Answered He's Lucky He's Alive

    What the hell is the sensitivity training option for, he was talking about a golf ball in the joke.
  • raves +1   [-] by DrTim posted Jul 19, 2008 03:01AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 03:01:17
    DrTim reply
    O K
  • raves +2   [-] by Tracy posted Jul 19, 2008 02:33AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 02:33:45
    Tracy reply

    Answered He needs Sensitivity Training

    sensitivity training
  • raves +2   [-] by Edventure posted Jul 19, 2008 02:25AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 02:25:13
    Edventure reply

    Answered He needs Sensitivity Training

    She teed off on him.
  • raves +1   [-] by Dogg ~ free america's slaves posted Jul 19, 2008 01:58AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 01:58:22
    Dogg ~ free america's slaves reply

    Answered He needs Sensitivity Training

    must have been a tough call:)
  • raves +2   [-] by Damaged_Rebirth posted Jul 19, 2008 02:08AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 02:08:36
    Damaged_Rebirth reply
    Wow. Imagine the farts that can blow out of that.
  • raves     [-] by Dogg ~ free america's slaves posted Jul 19, 2008 02:09AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 02:09:48
    Dogg ~ free america's slaves reply
    I try not to:) LOL
  • raves     [-] by DrTim posted Jul 19, 2008 02:11AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 02:11:57
    DrTim reply
    Now,"Thats a Concept" I had'nt considered!!
  • raves +1   [-] by Edventure posted Jul 19, 2008 02:30AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 02:30:40
    Edventure reply
    Could u harness that as an alternative energy source?
  • raves +2   [-] by ◘Nau©herš◘ posted Jul 19, 2008 01:48AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 01:48:25
    ◘Nau©herš◘ reply

    Answered He's Lucky He's Alive

    roflmao lucky alive roflmao
  • raves +3   [-] by Mollydolly posted Jul 19, 2008 01:50AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 01:50:07
    Mollydolly reply
    omg what men are proud of.
  • raves +1   [-] by DrTim posted Jul 19, 2008 01:51AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 01:51:03
    DrTim reply
    THAT'is truly .......I'm lost for words!
  • raves +2   [-] by Edventure posted Jul 19, 2008 02:35AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 02:35:11
    Edventure reply
    He's either trying to impress the cows or he's looking for a bull
  • raves +2   [-] by Edventure posted Jul 19, 2008 02:37AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 02:37:32
    Edventure reply
    I hope he doesn't drink beer.
  • raves +1   [-] by cathy~COB posted Jul 19, 2008 04:40AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 04:40:05
    cathy~COB reply
    Ewwwww, but very creative.
  • raves +2   [-] by DrTim posted Jul 19, 2008 04:41AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 04:41:47
    DrTim reply
    An "E-Harmony Delite"!
  • raves +2   [-] by Mollydolly posted Jul 19, 2008 01:47AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 01:47:11
    Mollydolly reply

    Answered He's Lucky He's Alive

    sicko
  • raves +1   [-] by DrTim posted Jul 19, 2008 01:48AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 01:48:09
    DrTim reply
    "Ouch"!!
  • raves +2   [-] by Mollydolly posted Jul 19, 2008 01:50AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 01:50:44
    Mollydolly reply
    oh sorry. you know I love you don't you? and it was kinda funny but I just kept seeing that cow butt. love kinda funny cow butt
  • raves +2   [-] by OHCRITTER posted Jul 19, 2008 01:46AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 01:46:21
    OHCRITTER reply

    Answered He's Lucky He's Alive

    lucky alive
    lucky alive
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