What will Barack Obama do if he loses the election?

Here is a response I gave to someone, concerning statements Michelle Blowbama had to say. I thought I was full of it until you check this broads shorts. UCK.

And here is my response to Miss Cleo and her loser poodle.

1.) We are a people divided by you, Michelle, and your pet goat, chortling about fear and isolation. You are the one that is cynical and your social skills are wanting - mine are fantastic.

2.) We are in debt because of a sickness called High Prices & Low Wages, and another side-effect of the Can't Live Within Our Means disease as well. And if this is a progession towards a worsening state, I wonder what a 17th century soldier, in need of an amputation, would think of our progressively lousey state of anesthesia. I wonder too if the root canal patient in the 18th century Dentist's shack would reject our dreadful medicine as well. Probably. Call me cynical, Michelle.

3.) We have lost our understanding because our souls are broken. Perhaps that is not because we are lacking in a little Barack, but rather religion is lacking a little bit in scientific, provable reality. My soul doesn't need fixing. My brain just needs more knowledge. And Barack is in search of both - so he is hardly the cure for either.

4.) Barack is the only person who has a chance to heal the nation because he is the only person in the country with the type of wound he knows how to treat - imaginary, racial bruising. The fantastical and self-deluded syndrome in which a distant, ancient wrong is brought to the surface by charlatan, who then irritate the whisp and willow of wrong until the false, repressed memory becomes a physical manifestation of apparant insanity. Forgive me doctor, but you still seem to be suffering from your ailment.

5,) No one else can claim they gave their life to the southside of Chicago like Barack did because the manner in which Barack left the southside, would get you killed if you showed up to try. What Barack did to the southside was totally, uttterly, and deliberately side-step, over-step, and forget this area under his care, for blind ambition and corrupt greed. If only he had given his life for the southside, like so many others have, we might not be suffereing under the threat of Barack Obama today. Call me cynical again, Mrs. O.

6.) BHO is the most brilliant man, ready now, next week, or next month, because in the vaccum of space, in which our said genius obviously resides, competitors are few and the universe is deaf to the sounds of self-aggrandizement. Thus the resident is equitable to the residence. BHO should remember, with trepidation, that the Universe despises nothing more than a vaccum. And aren't we all creatures of the Universe in one form or another?

7.) We don't understand change, says our Guru of Virtual Reality. We don't recognize this New Creation in our White House. This New Creation will demand we leave behind what we were before so we can become what it is he feels we need to be. Allow me to enlighten The Not So Enlightened One. We do not recognize our White House and we do not recognize our country, and we do not recognize ourselves, because what we behold and what holds us, has corrupted and distorted reality to such a point, the Devil is no longer in the details. He and his accomplice deign to dictate what they deem acceptable. We call us cynical one and all. And then call us an Exorcist.

Here’s the story…………..
One year after Obama’s lose and following the cancellation of Michelle Obama’s role of Clarence Williams “Linc” on the racially charged remake of the 1968 hit "The Mod Squad", Barack moves his family to Africa. Michelle and Rev. Wright team for a book writing stint on how “not” to play the race card in American Politics. Obama starts working for his radical cousin Raila Odinga but a fall-out ensues due to Raila claiming Barack was stealing his political lime light.
BO then moves the family to his father's ancient home land in the Upper Nile region of Sudan; there he finds comfort in his family’s ancestral Luo tribe Muslin traditions. To shut Michelle up over her constant complaining that he lost his candidacy over being too whimpy, Obama secretly starts private Krave Maga workout classes. During one of the sessions Michelle accidentally walked in on Barack and his male instructor doing the Downward Dog. Tensions ignited and Barack sold Michelle as a Mauritania sex slave where she immediately tried to escape and narrowly missed genital mutilation. However, she did have part of her nose removed on the left side. As president, Hillary Clinton was directly involved in Michelle’s rescue as she was deeply committed in strengthening universal justice on slavery. Michelle is now back in the states awaiting a nose transplant with the help of Michael Jackson and is a valued employee of the Clinton staff.
Due to the homophobic hysteria of fundamental political parties in the area, Barack was temporarily jailed as harboring perversions from Western Societies. OB is now working with International Organizations on sexual human rights and bringing everyone together in “Unity”. He is considered a hero by many in pocket areas of the Nile region and has a new book scheduled for release in the year 2010.
Stay tuned next week when the secret identity of Obama's Krave Maga instructor/partner is revealed and the chaos that follows.