May 27, 2008 04:58PM GMTMay 27, 2008 16:58:48

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Really fun poll. Would you like to know your bedroom etiquette I.Q. ?

Adults only please :-)

Link :
http://www.nerve.com/screeningroom/books/sexetiquette/quiz/
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raves +15   by Charlize

Answered Yes

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You got 7 out of 17 correct.
You are: Knowledgable but an occasional barbarian
You know how to mind your manners, but that does not necessarily mean that you always do so. In fact, you are so committed to the concept of being polite that when we ask you nicely to pick up a copy of Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen, you will do just that. As for whether or not you will follow through on the guidelines contained therein — that all depends on how interested you are in being spanked with aplomb, getting invited to the most delightful orgy, or receiving the most divine head of your life.

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  • raves     [-] by T

    Answered Yes

    You got 12 out of 17 correct.

    You are: Blessed with near-perfect manners
    Note that we said near, however. You're still a teeny bit rough around the edges. Might we suggest brushing up, via a reading of Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen? And we just know that being the practically perfect lady or gentleman that you are, you will accept this as sincere, heartfelt advice, and not just another coldhearted, shameless product plug.
  • raves +2   [-] by Cindy

    Answered Yes

    moderated...
  • raves +6   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to Cindy
    lol ! That is hilarious !
  • raves +1   [-] Cindy replied to Michael, Arrivederci e amore
    moderated...
  • raves +6   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to Cindy
    :-)
  • raves +3   [-] by doc

    Answered Yes

    You got 9 out of 17 correct.
    You are: Blessed with near-perfect manners
    Note that we said near, however. You're still a teeny bit rough around the edges. Might we suggest brushing up, via a reading of Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen? And we just know that being the practically perfect lady or gentleman that you are, you will accept this as sincere, heartfelt advice, and not just another coldhearted, shameless product plug.
  • raves +6   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to doc
    Not bad at all :)
  • raves +1   [-] doc replied to Michael, Arrivederci e amore
    Yeah well, I'm single so how good do I gotta be........lol. Ain't like I'm getting any action so :)
  • raves +6   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to doc
    You never know :)
  • raves +1   [-] doc replied to Michael, Arrivederci e amore
    That's true but at my age, a simple "kiss my arse" would almost qualify as foreplay............lmao
  • raves +6   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to doc
    ROFLMAO !!!!
  • raves +5   [-] by mom2hnh~CSI Beaver~GUNNS

    Answered Yes

    You got 10 out of 17 correct.

    You are: Blessed with near-perfect manners
    Note that we said near, however. You're still a teeny bit rough around the edges. Might we suggest brushing up, via a reading of Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen? And we just know that being the practically perfect lady or gentleman that you are, you will accept this as sincere, heartfelt advice, and not just another coldhearted, shameless product plug.
  • raves +9   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to mom2hnh~CSI Beaver~GUNNS
    Not badPhotobucket
  • raves +5   [-] by Mary

    Answered Yes

    I didn't do too bad. I'm very surprised :-)
    You got 13 out of 17 correct.

    You are: A true lady or gentleman
    You are a true lady or gentlemen. If only everyone were as considerate and conscientious as you, we would all live in a far more harmonious society. If there is justice in this world (and we believe there is), then your good manners should be rewarded with the most vulgar, uncivilized sex of your life. Unfortunately you live in a world of brutes. While civility is best propagated by example, rather than reproach, the one exception we make to this rule is giving a barbarian of your acquaintance their own copy of Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen. Now that, dear readers, is the height of good Manners.
  • raves +9   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to Mary
    That's one of the highest !
  • raves +6   [-] by TxAggie93

    Answered Yes

    You got 11 out of 17 correct.

    You are: Blessed with near-perfect manners
    Note that we said near, however. You're still a teeny bit rough around the edges. Might we suggest brushing up, via a reading of Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen? And we just know that being the practically perfect lady or gentleman that you are, you will accept this as sincere, heartfelt advice, and not just another coldhearted, shameless product plug.
  • raves +9   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to TxAggie93
    Not bad at all :-)))
  • raves +4   [-] TxAggie93 replied to Michael, Arrivederci e amore
    The explanations of the "correct" answers were funny.
  • raves +9   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to TxAggie93
    LOl ! Yeah, I know :-)
  • raves +6   [-] by droog

    Answered Yes

    Hahaha ! I guessed on about half of them :-)

    You got 14 out of 17 correct.

    You are: A true lady or gentleman
    You are a true lady or gentlemen. If only everyone were as considerate and conscientious as you, we would all live in a far more harmonious society. If there is justice in this world (and we believe there is), then your good manners should be rewarded with the most vulgar, uncivilized sex of your life. Unfortunately you live in a world of brutes. While civility is best propagated by example, rather than reproach, the one exception we make to this rule is giving a barbarian of your acquaintance their own copy of Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen. Now that, dear readers, is the height of good Manners.
  • raves +9   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to droog
    Excellent Justin :-))
  • raves +7   [-] by BensonFan

    Answered Yes

    You got 12 out of 17 correct.

    You are: Blessed with near-perfect manners
    Note that we said near, however. You're still a teeny bit rough around the edges. Might we suggest brushing up, via a reading of Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen? And we just know that being the practically perfect lady or gentleman that you are, you will accept this as sincere, heartfelt advice, and not just another coldhearted, shameless product plug.
  • raves +9   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to BensonFan
    Another high score ! Good for you :-))
  • raves +7   [-] by E.G.

    Answered Yes

    4 out of 17. I am a heathen.

    There must be some other quality or attribute I possess that makes up for it. *grin*
  • raves +9   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to E.G.
    LOL !
  • raves +6   [-] by Karl

    Answered Yes

    You got 10 out of 17 correct.
    You are: Blessed with near-perfect manners
    Note that we said near, however. You're still a teeny bit rough around the edges. Might we suggest brushing up, via a reading of Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen? And we just know that being the practically perfect lady or gentleman that you are, you will accept this as sincere, heartfelt advice, and not just another coldhearted, shameless product plug.
  • raves +10   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to Karl
    "You are: Blessed with near-perfect manners"
    I could live with that :-)
  • raves +7   [-] by ~Rainbow~

    Answered Yes

    dang... i thought i was perfect....LOL!
    You got 12 out of 17 correct.

    You are: Blessed with near-perfect manners
    Note that we said near, however. You're still a teeny bit rough around the edges. Might we suggest brushing up, via a reading of Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette for Ladies and Gentlemen? And we just know that being the practically perfect lady or gentleman that you are, you will accept this as sincere, heartfelt advice, and not just another coldhearted, shameless product plug.
  • raves +11   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to ~Rainbow~
    12 out of 17 is a great score !Photobucket
  • raves +4   [-] by Kuldaboli

    Answered Yes

    You got 11 out of 17 correct.
    You are: Blessed with near-perfect manners

  • raves +9   [-] Michael, Arrivederci e amore replied to Kuldaboli
    Awww. What a cute picture :-))
  • raves +6   [-] by Jodi in Texas!

    Answered Yes

    5 out of 17 occasional barb