SodaHead - rnvtach's Questions

Road trip anyone?

2008-06-29T14:52:15Z

Road trip anyone?

26 answers, +11 raves

HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. Finally rolls down window just to get fresh airPulls up to a 7 -11 Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway. Gets back into car. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was. Almost hits a deer Curses the night Curses you Curses the large slurpee Drives and fiddles with radio. Yells at you for suggesting the map again Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway. He hates your sister. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel He had to look up pernicious. Couldn't find a dictionary. Finally found a dictionary Couldn't spell pernicious. Seethes at the memory of it all But she is laughing inside... And of course you're still lost.

ha ha ha, cute	92% (24 answers)
Damn, got me again	4% (1 answers)
None of the above	4% (1 answers)
Good night VTACH	0% (0 answers)
Undecided	0% (0 answers)

My baby is looking for a new car. Can you help her?

2008-06-29T07:43:15Z

My baby is looking for a new car. Can you help her?

46 answers, +17 raves

Give her some suggestions to help her out.

Angel get this one because.....	54% (25 answers)
Hey Angel these are nice	22% (10 answers)
Undecided	11% (5 answers)
None of the above	9% (4 answers)
Angel I'm sure you would like this one.	4% (2 answers)

For SH Yankee fans

2008-06-29T01:25:27Z

For SH Yankee fans

10 answers, +2 raves

Pettitte Outpitches Santana, Yankees Edge Mets http://sports.myway.com/news/06282008/v1742.html Jun 28, 8:28 PM (ET) By MIKE FITZPATRICK NEW YORK (AP) -Andy Pettitte outpitched Johan Santana for his sixth straight win, leading the New York Yankees past the New York Mets 3-2 on Saturday at rainy Shea Stadium.

Go Yankees	50% (5 answers)
woo hoo	20% (2 answers)
None of the above	20% (2 answers)
Undecided	10% (1 answers)
ok	0% (0 answers)

Would all my SH friends read this?

2008-06-28T19:40:42Z

Would all my SH friends read this?

24 answers, +16 raves

http://www.sodahead.com/question/107945/missing-teen-online-p... We need to get this info out. Pay attention to the child Veronica is talking to. Please,Please, please go to this link Thank you

I have	79% (19 answers)
I will now	21% (5 answers)
I will, I	0% (0 answers)
Undecided	0% (0 answers)
None of the above	0% (0 answers)

Beauty shop tid bit

2008-06-28T14:53:03Z

Beauty shop tid bit

15 answers, +7 raves

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate. SEXY & HOT COMMENTS CLICK HERE

ha ha ha cute	40% (6 answers)
Good night VTACH	33% (5 answers)
It was just okay for me	13% (2 answers)
Undecided	7% (1 answers)
None of the above	7% (1 answers)

Sawing logs zzzzzzzzzzz

2008-06-28T05:06:19Z

Sawing logs zzzzzzzzzzz

30 answers, +16 raves

Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that it only cut one tree and that took all day. The clerk at the hardware store started the saw to see what the problem was. The hillbilly jumped back and said what the hell is that noise

ha ha ha	57% (17 answers)
damn, Got me again	23% (7 answers)
Good night VTACH	20% (6 answers)
Undecided	0% (0 answers)
None of the above	0% (0 answers)

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

2008-06-28T04:28:17Z

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

25 answers, +13 raves

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."

ha ha ha	68% (17 answers)
Good night VTACH	16% (4 answers)
Damn, got me again	12% (3 answers)
None of the above	4% (1 answers)
Undecided	0% (0 answers)

Skydive anyone

2008-06-28T02:22:16Z

Skydive anyone

19 answers, +10 raves

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions.One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?"Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."

That was cute	74% (14 answers)
Good night vtach	11% (2 answers)
Undecided	11% (2 answers)
so so. Heard better	5% (1 answers)
None of the above	0% (0 answers)

Happy Birhday

2008-06-27T05:20:34Z

Happy Birhday

63 answers, +37 raves

When is your birthday? 27 June What year? Every year!

ha ha ha	43% (27 answers)
Damn, you got me	25% (16 answers)
None of the above	14% (9 answers)
Good Night Vtach	13% (8 answers)
Undecided	5% (3 answers)

New product, have you tried it yet?

2008-06-27T03:44:22Z

New product, have you tried it yet?

36 answers, +20 raves

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

ha ha ha	72% (26 answers)
Good night VTACH	17% (6 answers)
Yes, I have used it already	11% (4 answers)
Undecided	0% (0 answers)
None of the above	0% (0 answers)