Gerard Way Interview...

Mike: What is the craziest moment/experience you've had while on tour?


Gerard: Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too.

Mike: What would you be doing right now if you weren't in My Chemical Romance?


Gerard: Realistically I'd most likely be working a really crappy job at a bookstore or something. If I wanted to be optimistic about it I'd have to say I'd be doing something involved with art.

Mike: Who or what inspired you to become a singer?


Gerard: Well it started really young with Bruce Dickinson(Iron Maiden). He really inspired me 'cause he's a great frontman, a great singer and I've always been influenced by the way he sang. Also, obviously, Jeff from Thursday inspired me as a person to just get up and do that. I've been a fan of music and I've always wanted to be in a band. I just never had the urge to be a frontman until I saw him do it. I was like "You know what? It just seems so incredible and it seems like he's actually making a difference and he was doing something." Right at that moment is when I knew I would do it.

Mike: What's your favorite venue to play right now?


Gerard: Uh, that's really tough. I guess I'd say the Metro, yea, The Metro in Chicago.

Mike: Who is your favorite band at the moment?


Gerard: My favorite band at the moment is the Dresden Dolls, they're from Boston. It's a guy and a girl. She plays piano and he plays the drums and she also sings. You can find them on the web they're incredible.

Mike: What band or bands would you like to tour with and why?


Gerard: We just got a tour with Face To Face it's their "farewell tour." And it's such an honor cause we've always wanted to tour with them and to get offered their "farewell tour" is just amazing. Iron Maiden is obviously another band I'd love to tour with as well.

Mike: I'm going to ask a few not-so-usual questions, kind of funny. Also kind of wierd and feel free to answer if you'd like, if you don't wish to answer just say it that's all okay?


Gerard: Alright, cool man go for it.

Mike: Okay, what celebrity or band do you hate the most and why?


Gerard: Well I don't really hate any band and I know it's kind of avoiding the question and not shit talk but no I really don't hate any bands. Celebrity that may be a little easier. I guess it'd have to be some one really annoying.

Mike: Kind of like Carrot Top?


Gerard: Carrot Top is a really good one. I kinda feel bad for him though. Same thing with Pauly Shore so you really can't say that about him either. You can't help but feel sorry for them both.

Mike: How long have you gone without showering while on tour?


Gerard: About a week. If you go longer then a week you might as well not even leave the hotel. Not even bother to play, it just starts to smell so bad.

Mike: Have you ever let a guy grab your ass and enjoyed it?


Gerard: Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Just the moment you're on stage it doesn't phase you or bother you too much though. Grabbin my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all. Grabbing my butt I guess if it were a guy I'd enjoy it. I mean, I guess it all depends on how he grabbed my butt too.

Mike: Who's the celebrity you would want to have sex with the most and why?


Gerard: The Queen of England(laughing)

Mike: Who in the band gets the most ladies?


Gerard: Uh, we're not really a lady-band. Ray is really the only single one. So I guess ray would be getting all the ladies.

Mike: If you could have sex with Paris Hilton, would you film it?


Gerard: Uh, no I wouldn't want anyone to know I did that.

Mike: Hypothetically, if you were to hook up with(kiss) any male celebrity who would it be?


Gerard: I guess I'd say Tobey Maguire, just 'cause he's Spider-Man.

brittney murphy, and gee!!!

volley ball

i'm deffinatly interested in lots of music, i like games, seeing movies, myspace, i love my best friends, and my family

alternative rock, punk rock, hip hop, SOME rap, maybe a couple country songs ( you will hardly see me listening to country! its very rare, so i suggest u take a picture!!!)

House, American Idol, life of ryan, rock of love 1-2, tila tequila, wildin out, i love money

pans labrynth, date movie, anchor man, supper bad, grease, wall-e,

time capsule, sweet valley university, new moon, eclipse,

GERARD WAY QUOTES!

Interviewer: "What are your nicknames on tour for each other 'cause I've heard that you guys nickname absolutely everything and everyone." Gerard: "Yeah, everybody has a nickname. Let's see, uh, *points to Bob* we call him 'Bob-o-san', uh, *points to Ray* 'Torosaurus', *points to Mikey* 'The Wheeze', Frank we refer to as 'F-Lero', and for some reason everybody calls me...uh, 'Uncle Jiggy'..."

"Canada's difficult to operate in, 'cause their money's all weird and funny. It's got funny colours and border-crossing's a pain in the butt. But other than that, once you get over the border, and you deal with the funny coloured money, everything's really awesome."

Interviewer: “Wild night out or romantic night in?” Frank: “Romantic night in.” Mikey "Wild night out." Gerard: *grins* "Wild night in."

"I was really bummed 'cause last year on Warped Tour I got a really bad sun tan, [---] 'cause I'm half italian so I tan really good." "Really?" "Yeah, it's a bummer."

"People don't know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space... it’s funny."

"None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill ’em with deliciousness."

"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."

Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight. Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone! Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in... Frank: Oh god! Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere! Mikey: I did that one time... Gerard: What about the times with the radio?Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

"OOH, somebody brought a laser pointer, which is... magically dissapearing before our very eyes. Nobody likes the guy with the laser pointer duuuude" *audience boo fan* "It's worse than jerking off, that shit'll make you blind."

"Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 4 or 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey, girls, you are beautiful."

" What is this? Pink bunny ears? Well as much as I know you want me to put these on, I'm not going to. I do know my good friend IERO here'll like them!"---To the audeince after a fan threw pink bunny ears onto the stage at March 1, 2007 show in Chicago

You guys keep singing , I'm just gonna go over here , and I'm gonna touch myself (fans scream very loudly)"

"Sometimes I tie my shoe, sometimes I make no sense at all"

I can't honestly say what makes me sexy...I don't feel sexy.

"So many people are gonna treat you like you're a kid. So, you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window."

"It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!” (Gerard after opening a hamster cage at Christmas)

GOD!!,Gerard Way! and my family