well my name is melisa....I like to read...That is all

I have made my own religion and i actually have follows.....SWEET\

Well I just got a new niece her name is Hope Michelle and she was a month and a half early but she doesnt look like a pre me she is 7 pounds even and she is 20 inches long

Ville Valo

Reading working cooking

reading, my niece, music

mainly rock but i listen to everything

house, some other dont really watch much tv its mainly background noise

too many to mention

again tooo many to mention but this time its more severe

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.-GHANDI
Lighthouses are more helpful then churches.-Ben Franklin
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
Bill Maher

then the ones by my friends and others::


i can help you .. Im going to need a straw a rubber band and a paper clip...what are going to do with that?....im going to mail it to mcgyver and he'll make something

you are a fox liberal with a pink tail...whats that mean....you dont believe in god but you own a bible just incase



Im not a whore I just like variety- Steph


Im not going to hell because I can Soulja Boi
-Danielle



Im going to let you go so you can ejaculate your kidneys- JIM



i just thought of this...Monty.....and Jack.....MonteryJack
-one of Brits friends


Mowest is middle school Northwest is Grad school.-Some random guy walking by at the game


Do you know how much Pot is on this campus...if it was edible it could feed Kenya.
-someone not of major importance but yea....

"its 2 am and i have to work so im going to let you go but dont go cow tipping"
someone none of you know


"Its times like these when I wish I was straight so I could sex you up"-Aaron to me at 2 am

can you shut up my eye itches...
-you do not wanna know

Anyone want a Facuett its a DD.
-Danielle

I dont know what is up with their thingys maybe they like to have contests with their thingys...
-my uncle

its not cookingham its COCKINGHAM-
-Danielle when she was very sleepy

Ive got spaghetti on my boobs...
-danielle

Look theres a prize inside...
-PAM

NIPPLESSS....
-Danielle

I dont think that i couldnt handle someone giving me head and not just you, anyone, i mean its not suppose to go in the mouth...
-One of my guy friends who would not like his name known


When I was your age they would say you can be cops or criminals, what I'm saying to ya is this when you're facing a loaded gun whats the difference?
-Jack Nicholson as Frank Costello in The Departed







You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-- Chris Rock



A man in a mid-life crisis buys a corvette and a man who buys a Lamborghini has no crisis......Rev Run



G.K. Chesterton:

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.

JABBUS