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- Feb 15, 2008 GMT
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- Voltron (R.I.P. Cameron Crowl) is mourning the death of a friend.
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- Male
- Single
- 15
- Straight
- Scorpio
- Expressing Myself
- High School (Current)
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- Christian
- Someday
- White/Caucasian
- 6 feet 2 inches
- Kansas, US
About Me
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
What can I say? I love metal and rock, i play the guitar, im in two bands, Cynosis (check us out on myspace) and Mourningsbane, I live in a small town where everyone is a hick that cares about nothing but their trucks, I have alot of great friends, and im a pretty interesting person i guess so if you want leave a comment or mail me or something. If I could sum myself up in three words it would be this: I AM METAL.
I'd like to meet:
Herman Li, Bruce Dickinson, William Murderface Murderface Murderface, Dean Winchester (the actual character, not the actor; he knows how to party), Stephen Colbert
Activities:
Guitar, my bands, moshing
Interests:
Great metal, great movies, guitar, girls.
Favorite Music:
Iron Maiden
DragonForce
Sonata Arctica
Power Quest
Winds of Plague
Wintersun
Children of Bodom
Dimmu Borgir
Old-school Metallica
and some wierd shit like:
Mc Hammer
Haddaway
Celtic Woman (go ahead and laugh I don't care)
So basically all rock and metal except for emo and grunge
And also 80's rap and some 80's pop
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DragonForce
Sonata Arctica
Power Quest
Winds of Plague
Wintersun
Children of Bodom
Dimmu Borgir
Old-school Metallica
and some wierd shit like:
Mc Hammer
Haddaway
Celtic Woman (go ahead and laugh I don't care)
So basically all rock and metal except for emo and grunge
And also 80's rap and some 80's pop
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Favorite TV Shows:
Metalocalypse
Supernatural
Invader Zim
Heroes
DeathNote
Ghost in the Shell
Robot Chicken
South Park
Whitest Kids U Know
The Colbert Report
Headbangers Ball
And just about everything on Discovery Channel
Supernatural
Invader Zim
Heroes
DeathNote
Ghost in the Shell
Robot Chicken
South Park
Whitest Kids U Know
The Colbert Report
Headbangers Ball
And just about everything on Discovery Channel
Favorite Movies:
LOTR trilogy
Cloverfield
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
Hot Rod
The Matrix trilogy
Anything directed by Tim Burton
... Actually, I like anything thats not a Uwe Boll "film" or Meet the Spartans
Cloverfield
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny
Hot Rod
The Matrix trilogy
Anything directed by Tim Burton
... Actually, I like anything thats not a Uwe Boll "film" or Meet the Spartans
Favorite Books:
Anything Darren Shan
Anything Stephen King
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy
The Halo Series
Anything Stephen King
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy
The Halo Series
Favorite Quotes:
"Metal." - Nathan Explosion
"This song is dedicated to my 11th grade gym teacher; fuck him!" - George Thorogood
"Brent; point at electrical socket"-Brent Kucharo (sorry you had to be there)
"That's how I roll"- Josh Hirschler, right before a random guy coincidently falls and rolls down a hill
"I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass!"- Tourette's Guy
"This song is dedicated to my 11th grade gym teacher; fuck him!" - George Thorogood
"Brent; point at electrical socket"-Brent Kucharo (sorry you had to be there)
"That's how I roll"- Josh Hirschler, right before a random guy coincidently falls and rolls down a hill
"I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass!"- Tourette's Guy
Favorite Heroes:
Herman LI
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
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♥ ♥ B...
Good Morning V..Happy 4th.....Try to have a good day, and don't be so down!!!! love ya!!!
Dr. Crims...
We're about to go to newton so I'll give you my mothers cell number.
It's 304-4956. We'll be back probably around 3-3:30.
Dr. Crims...
I'll see ya at 4 then. Where's her place?
Dr. Crims...
I need to talk to you face to face some time today.
Dr. Crims...
Okay. thank's.
Dr. Crims...
First This is freakin amazing.(that's what she said.) and second when's Anyssa's Party?
Dr. Crims...
What time are you headin to headin to your auntie's?
JESTER576
Yeah...that's why I could never own it. Maybe play it, but too much Aerosmith is a bad thing.
Lucifer's...
If you ever need to talk... about this or anything... feel free to email me here or at jan_tna75@yahoo.com. I am a good listener! :)
♥ ♥ B...
poor thing....i knew after a while it would catch up to you....angry? guilt? depression? sadness? It will all come to you..keep your head up....
fisher
oh shit im sorry dude thats gotta suck
Lucifer's...
I know that one! Even 6 years after one of my HS friends passed away, it is still hard to believe he is gone!
JESTER576
Yeah man that would make a lot more sense.
You know when I heard about Guitar Hero Aerosmith I was like, 'why Aerosmith? THey should have like Guitar Hero Metallica'.....sure enough here it comes...hahaha.
♥ ♥ B...
Good morning V! I hope you have a great day!!!!
Dr. Crims...
Okay let's say.....what 2:30.
Dr. Crims...
Hey, You need to come over some time today.
JESTER576
I've always wanted some fucking Joe Satriani....but apparently they don't know the definition of 'guitar hero'.
Oi...I was looking at the comments on that article and people are so fucking dumb.
'Guitar Hero Metallica? Gay! How about avenged sevenfold or bullet for my valentine?'
'Metallica isn't thrash they're hard rock.'
'Metallica isn't metal they're thrash metal.....' (what the fuck?)
JESTER576
Now that is something I can play.....just as long as you can unlock Cliff Burton.
And i'm interested in Guitar Hero 4....even if I don't really like the game series GH4 looks ok...you can pretty much make your guitarist look like a famous one which is badass.
JESTER576
Dude the first article you sent me was about the Metallica game...and that was written in 05.....
I really don't like Aerosmith.
JESTER576
Dude that game got canceled like a ong time ago......I still wanted to play it though....and when I told my friend RYan he nearly shit his pants. Then he beat my ass cause it was canceled...hahaha!