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The sweetest thing is singing to your crush over the phone~Joe

The first thing I notice on my crush are her eyes. I'm an eyes guy.~Joe

Evey studio needs a chicken.~Joe

The only way to win is die trying.~Joe

I like a girl's natural beauty. My ideal girl wouldn't have to have a lot of makeup. Just a smile and style. I like girls who have a cool sense of fashion and don't mind standing out a bit.~Joe

Nick's a studmuffin.~Joe

Hi! Im Kevin Jonas and I'd like to sell you a car.~Joe

I cant get enough video games.~Joe

I just found out that putting a poptart in the microwave or oven tastes so much better!~Joe

I've dated a couple girls I never met before! ~Joe

Looks aren't as important as attitude. I like girls who like to have fun...especially if they're talented. Every girl has something special about her.~Joe

I like girls who take care of their bodies, but as long as the girl is cool, it's all good.~Joe

I think I always wanted to make people laugh. I thought that it was my job to be a comedian all day. When I was singing around the house my dad would say, "Joe, you have a great voice. You should sing."~Joe

I would invent ice cream that never melts.~Joe

(about creating a new flavor of ice cream) I would put in chocolate ice cream with a little bit of peanut butter and marshmallows. It would be like a Twix bar.~Joe

I like girls with the same personality.~Joe

Live like you are at the bottom even if you are at the top.~Joe

(talking about something fun to do on a date) I like to have fun, so we’d go bowling.~Joe

(talking about his many fans that would like to marry him) It's a little scary thinking about thousands of girlfriends and wives I have or I'm gonna have, but its nice.~Joe

Its a lot of fun when I can't quite tell if someone likes me or not. It drives me crazy and its great because the challenge means you can have an even longer relationship.~Joe

I'm not shy about letting someone know I'm into her.~Joe

Best friends don't date each other's ex-girlfriends. That's just how it rolls. It's the guy code.~Joe

When I'm with a girl I like, I usually give her hugs and little nudges and flirt with her without even knowing it.~Joe

My hidden talent is...I can make pancakes appear!~Joe

"I Love You" isn't something to say to quickly. Its not just a word, though a lot of guys will just throw it out there. Being in love is when things are going so well that happiness is beyond belief. You're 200 percent happy and excited.~Joe

I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us.~Joe

I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland.~Joe

I tend to worry about how I look! It's good that I have my brothers around to reassure me. If they weren't there, I probably wouldn't get out of the bed in the morning! I'm also always checking the mirror because I'm afraid that I have something in my teeth.~Joe

(on the Jonas Brothers song "Hold On") It can mean like waiting in line and you're just like hold on...or if you're riding your bike and you get a flat tire and you're like...hold on...to your bike. It can mean...okay, I need to figure out what this song means.~Joe

(on what color crayon he would be) I would be orange, black, white, dot, clear, red.~Joe

One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can't tell you which fingers.~Joe

My favortie flirty line is, "Hey, did you drop this?" Then you pick up a handful of sugar and say, "It fell out of your hair." ~Joe

I had an imaginary friend. His name was Joe, and he'd always get me in trouble.~Joe

I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. Its called "afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopu...

I love Christmas because all you need is hot cider, snow and a girl to throw snowballs at.~Joe

I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes.~Joe

When a guy and a girl break up, you should never lose that part of the friendship.~Joe

I love buying new shoes and I love buying socks!~Joe

If something's wrong with you or you're just having a bad day, you know that your brothers are there for you. Any brother will be there for you. That's really cool. We really rarely fight because we get along so well. We have so much fun onstage, and we have a whole different respect for each other onstage.~Joe

If mom likes a girl, then it's all good.~Joe

If a girl didn't like my brothers, I'd probably be like, "Peace." I would give her the peace sign and walk away. My brothers are my boys. How can I be your boy if I can't have my boys?~Joe

Guys just want to kiss you, not your makeup, so too much lip gloss is not good idea! Kisses are perfect in front of a sunset. And I think it's better to be alone if it's your first kiss in a new relationship. Everyone else doesn't need to see it.~Joe

My best date outfit includes my zebra tie or my Hong Kong Mr. Lee custom-made suit and Dior shoes. When I get ready, I steal some things from Kevin's closet, maybe a little from Nick.~Joe

I can't grow a moustache.~Joe

I don't have a third arm... silly fans.~Joe

I'm a professional... with a capital P. I know what I'm doing. Always cut the blue wire. Doesn't matter if there's green, yellow, even your favorite color. Just cut blue.~Joe

If it's the first kiss, it's important for the eyes to be closed so you know it's real. It's almost like a Disney movie!~Joe

Shoes and sunglasses are my favorite things in my wardrobe. I like crazy frames, especially gold and silver ones.~Joe

My ex-girlfriend sent me a piece of her birthday cake in the mail and it was an ice cream cake. That's when I knew it was kind of over. I opened the box and it was melted and dripping in my hands. I was like, "Wow!" And then I told her I got it, and she was like, "Oh, did you eat it?" I was like, "Ummm, no...it' melted!"~Joe

One of my favorite pick-up lines is, "I got my library card and I'm checkin' you out!"~Joe

I was broken up with on Valentine's Day.~Joe

I always fall or trip, but I just get back up and keep rocking out. Sometimes I see a speaker and I'm just like, "Don't trip!" ~Joe

I really enjoy going out and doing things, having fun, and I like to have a girl with me who enjoys those things with me. There's nothing worse than having a girlfriend or a friend who's always negative about everything you love. If I'm enjoying myself, I like to turn to the person I'm with and see that person enjoying herself too. It's a downer to hang out with someone who isn't excited about life.~Joe

I will always notice the girl who's dressed up. I also notice someone who has a lot of confidence, someone who has a big smile, someone who isn't afraid to talk. But a girl can have all those qualities, and if she's dressed like a slob, I won't get the chance to notice those other qualities. I really like seeing a girl in a dress, looking her best.~Joe

and many many more!!