My name is Robyn, and unless you have an original nickname for me, you may call me Robyn.



I was born on June 6th 1989.



I am pretty damn short, brown hair, brown eyes, all that jazz.



I'm also pretty damn single.



But I'm really tired of being single, so if you like me PLEASE don't be shy! I do have a crush on someone and it could be you, but you'll never know if you don't ask.



Ich habe viel zu viel liebe an der musik.



I love singing. It's how I survive door greeting and also how I spend any time I have alone. I'm humming a song right now, as a matter of fact.



I want a guy who thinks the sun shines out of my ass.



I am a virgin, and I plan to stay that way until "true love" reveals itself to me.



I have a cat; his name is Buddy, and he was born on March 1st 1998.



I work at Wal*Mart, at the fitting room answering the phones and scheisse like that. Come visit me sometime.



I have a MySpace and a Facebook.



I'm a very friendly person.



If you don't like me, tough, because I probably don't like you either.



I hate no one.



I love to laugh.



I sleep with teddy bears.



I like men, and I will only date older than me.



But I'll make an exception for Bill Kaulitz, who happens to be three months younger than me♥



On 08.08.08 I met Tokio Hotel and Bill Kaulitz called me sweet!



I'm also into girls. Get over it and don't be a judgmental homophobe.



I don't believe in any type of "god" or "superior being". You can get over that too.



I'm pretty much in love with Tokio Hotel and the Plain White T's.



But I'm even more in love with Bill Kaulitz.



I am a Harry Potter nerd.



I ♥ South Park to the extreme.



I'm not the fragile chick that gets scared in the theater while watching a scary movie.



I absolutely love horror movies.



Make a move on me in the theater and I'll just laugh at you. Chances are I'll be more into the movie than you at the time.



I am a recovering hug whore.



I am a very anxious person, and it gets in the way sometimes.



I am a blood donor.



I took Français for three years in high school, but I am not fluent.



Der ist ich. Lieben mich oder lassen mich, ich bin noch das kühlste.

Bill Kaulitz *Check! as of August 8th 2008*
Tom Kaulitz *Check! as of August 8th 2008*
Georg Listing *Check! as of August 8th 2008*
Gustav Schafer *Check! as of August 8th 2008*
Tokio Hotel's bodyguard, Tobi *Check! as of August 5th 2008*
Alexz Johnson
John Cusack
Cassie Steele
Gaby Christian
Mandy Musgrave
Nikki Reed
Billie Joe Armstrong
Tom Higgenson
Kate Todd
Emma Watson
Jonathan Ian Mathers
David Firth

Being called "sweet" by Bill Kaulitz

Bill Kaulitz<3
Guitar Hero
Hugs
Friends
Laughing
Music
Horror movies
Shopping with Ginny
Staying away from drama

(In alphabetical order):
Alexz Johnson
Avenged Sevenfold
Cartel
Donkey Kong Country soundtracks
Enigma
Enya
Evanescence
Fall Out Boy
Green Day
Kill Hannah
Linkin Park
Michael Jackson
New Found Glory
Panic! At the Disco
Paramore
Plain White T's
Porcelain and the Tramps
S Club 7
Simple Plan
Spice Girls
System of a Down
Three Days Grace
Tokio Hotel
Trans-Siberian Orchestra

South Park
Family Guy
South of Nowhere
Supernatural
Degrassi: The Next Generation
A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
The Universe
Instant Star
About a Girl
Aqua Teen Hungerforce
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

1408
Cars
Clue
Desperation
Devil's Diary
Disturbia
Eddie Murphy's Delirious
The Emperor's New Groove
Final Destination
Final Destination 2
Final Destination 3
Finding Nemo
The Girl Next Door
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
I Know Who Killed Me
The Invisible
Jackass: The Movie
Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers Creepers 2
The Langoliers
One Missed Call
Pet Sematary
Prom Night (There was a Tokio Hotel song AND a Plain White T's song in this movie)
The Ring
The Ring Two
Rose Red
Saw
Saw II
Saw III
Saw IV
Secret Window
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
Storm of the Century
Thirteen
Thirteen Ghosts
Wrong Turn
Wrong Turn 2

Harry Potter Series
Novels and short stories by Stephen King
Novels and short stories by Dean Koontz

Story: Christina texted me from work one day and was in a bad mood because of some scheisse. So I texted her back saying nothing more than "Oh well fick dich laufen!"


Story: Me and my best friend Ginny were talking on Facebook IM---
Me: MY DAD MET ERIC ESTRADA LAST NIGHT!
Ginny: who dat?
was he a cop?
or did he play a cop?
or did he play a cop on "celebrity cops"?


Story: Me and Ginny talking on Facebook IM yet again---
Me: I like hat.
NO!
THAT!
THAT!
Ginny: I like hat too.


Bill Kaulitz (to ME): "Aww thank you, you're sweet!"


Me: Can I shake your hand?
Mr. Bodyguard Tobi: NO!
Bill Kaulitz: *looks at Tobi* Yes! *grabs my hand*


Story: I was answering a survey on MySpace about my number one friend (Tokio Hotel) so I answered the survey as if it were about Bill...
Question: Have you ever made anything with this person?
Answer: ...eye contact =D
Question: Is your #1 on drugs?
Answer: Nein. He doesn't need them with all those chemicals...
Question: Have you and your #1 person made up a hand shake?
Answer: Ja. It's called the "Bill reaches over Mr. Boyguard Tobi's hand and grabs Robyn's hand but Robyn is so starstruck that she completely forgets to make the shaking movement and Bill smiles at her and laughs" handshake =D
Question: Have you ever heard this person sing?
Answer: Um... ja? =P


Me (to Ginny): We gotta figure out what you're gonna say to this boy... well, man.
Ginny: Heeeeeeey!


Story: I got on AIM for the first time in months to talk to Ginny because facebook IM wasn't working. My computer froze so here's what happened while I was "gone.":
Ginny: ROBS!
Ginny: ROBS?
Ginny: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBA!
Ginny: ROBA!
Ginny: PAHAHA!
Ginny: hahahahahahahahahahaha


Story: Another Facebook IM convo
Ginny: im eatin some popcorn.. u should come eat it with me
IM SO LONELY!!! I HAVE NOBODY!!!!
Me: Haha I had popcorn last night. Reeeeeeeally buttery
Oh wooooow ginny
don't ever say that to a guy
Ginny: man! mines lacking int the butter deptarmarment
DEPTARMARMENT
HAHAHAHAHA
SAY THAT ONE OUT LOUD
DEP-TAR-MAR-MENT
Robyn: Well mine said "extreme butter" on the package
*says out loud*
Ginny: oh luckyu face
Robyn: HA!
luckyu?
Ginny: minus the u
Robyn: oh wow
Ginny: reminds me of Reptar from rugrats
Robyn: that's what I thought of!
Ginny: hah YAY! ::slaps fives::


Story: facebook IM...
Ginny: i need some handy dandy carmel..
::dumps sugar into popcorn bag::
Robyn: Shake it!
Ginny: k!
wait, wont all the sugar go to the bottom :-./
HAHAH IT HAS A MOLE!
MY SMILEY HAS A MOLE!
i have a mole right there..
well..... "beauty mark"


Story: Me and Ginny on facebook IM again:
Ginny: lol its offically a crush now?
Robyn: dude as if you couldn't tell
I think you know me better than anyone right now
ja
it's a crush
Ginny: haha whoa snap!
i kinda figured but didn't know if you had figured it out yet
Robyn: oh lol
I def did
That sounds funny out loud...
"I def did."
Say it
Ginny: hahhaah
i do it all the time.. i'm like like ::hits self:: that sounds so stupid


Robyn: I shall find out if "tiem" means anything
Ginny: thats ur homework
Robyn: rawr that word doesn't exist in german ='(
But "schuldigung" means "excuse me" =D
Ginny: haha i'll log that one away for later use..
lol ok i go bye bye now!
Robyn: Say it like "SHOO-DEE-GOONG"!
Ginny: omg its like extremo storming!
Robyn: Nighty night!
Ginny: HAHAHHAHAHA?
Robyn: ja it's a fun word I like it
Anyways, sleep to the storm!
Ginny: me dos!
shoo dee goong to you!
bye byes!
Robyn: cept it means excuse me remember?
Gutten nacht!
(goodnight)
Ginny: well i'm sayin the as "bye" from now on!
night!!! (night)
Robyn: okay it shall be our exclusive byebye!
Ginny: lol shoodeegong
spelt like that
Robyn: shoodeegoong
Ginny: said with a really conutnry accents
ok now shoodegong
Robyn: Oh gosh please no
Ginny: yup :-D
Robyn: NO!
I shall say it german like
Ginny: you can say it all german like.

HAHAHAH WE SAID THE SAME THING
Robyn: you say it how yowant
OMG!
Ginny: fine i will.

Robyn: That was awesome
!
Ginny: that was like the same milisecond!
Robyn: ANYWAYS go to bed
Ginny: ok shoodeegoong!
Robyn: haha I'll leave you alone now
Schuldigung!

Bill Kaulitz

[[This picture was taken on August 4th 2008 in MTV's TRL studio, on of the many times Bill looked at me and smiled]]


Tom Kaulitz

[[This picture was taken on August 4th 2008 in MTV's TRL studio. I am that blurry chick behind Tom with the hand under the chin.]]