I am (admittingly) a fucking idiot. I am actually very smart but my actions never show it. And, the first word I ever said (literally) was something that sounded like "random"...Hmm, I'm pretty sure that led somewhere. Besides that, I love performing stupid stunts, my favorite sports are bull riding, ice hockey, and stock racing(all of which I have done in my life), I have a cat named Alabama, I have a turtle named Eddie, my middle name is Earl, my neighbor has a pet chicken, I once exploded a toaster, I only sleep on my right side, I am a big comic fan, I am a part-time comedian, my life-time idol is Larry The Cable Guy,and I LOVE heavy metal. Everything I do involves metal. I live by the rules of the headbanger and practically Breathe metal. Anyways, that's me in a propane tank(which is coincedentally bigger than a nutshell).

Bam Margera, The Dudesons, Larry The Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, Ozzy Osbourne, Brent Hinds, Ville Valo, Jonathan Davis, George Lopez, Stephen Colbert, Justin McBride, Ty Murray, Dave Brockie, and Lemmy.(Extra points if you know all of these people)

Whatever I feel like doing.

Heavy metal, doing stunts, comics, comedy, videogaming, drawing, chickens, and Purple Banana Space Zombie Pirates from Finland.

HEAVY METAL m/

Jackass, The Dudesons, Viva La Bam, Repo Men:Stealing For A Living, bull riding, NASCAR, Headbangers Ball, American Chopper, Tales From The Crypt.

Wayne's World 1 and 2, Metal:A headbanger's Journey, Delta Farce, Spaceballs, The Dudeons Movie, This Is Spinal Tap.

Blood and Honor(Eberron), Metallica:This Monster Lives, Bone, Lord Of The Rings (all of them), The Weird 100.

"If you lower your expectations, I'll be less disappointing" ~ Myself
"I'm on that diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license." ~ Larry The Cable Guy
"I have the right to remain silent, but not the ability." ~ Ron 'Tater Salad' White
"You tend to get rather bored with people or bands not making an effort to look less than ordinary, so we just try and be a little flamboyant, it's just the way we like; we're into this kinda thing." ~Dani Filth
"But this one goes to eleven" ~ Guy in Spinal Tap

People whom, for the most part, shall remain unnamed.