Here goes. In bullet form.
~ I'm a conservative. As if you couldn't tell, right?

~ I'm a HUGE dork, but that's okay! It's part of my charm.

~ Love can be the best or worst thing that will ever happen to you. It can be beautiful, or it can be ruthless and cruel. Either way . . . nobody has the power to make it go away.

~ I can't stand bad spellers or people who don't know the difference between "to" and "too" or "there, they're and their." Read a freakin' book, or take 2nd grade English again, will ya?

~ I used to be shy until I realized that shyness got me absolutely nowhere! It's one of the most important lessons I've ever learned.

~ I currently have a 3.83 GPA.

~ I love dogs. They will love you until the day they die.

~ I like to think that I'm a funny guy.

~ I love motorcycles. Except when I crash them.

~ I also love women.

~ Why do a lot of beautiful women date goofy guys? I will never understand that!

~ I've been told that I have "great guy hair."

~ I have no money. Really, I don't.

~ A crust of bread is better than nothing. Nothing is better than true love. Therefore, a crust of bread is better than true love! :-)

~ I try to drink nothing but soda and beer.

~ I've been told that I talk too much.

~ I've also been told that I'm insensitive and selfish.

~ Looks are important.

~ I'm overly confident. Some people call it arrogant.

~ I look just like my mom, and act just like my dad.

~ I love MANY people.

~ I love TV and movies, but if I watch TV, it has to be educational.

~ I see beauty in many things and many people.

~ The glass is half full. Most of the time.

~ I used to be a socialite.

~ I am not religious.

~ I loathe hip hop. Seriously. I hate it!

~ I'm a night owl.

In NO Particular Order ~Lauren ~Passion ~Short Hair ~Dogs ~Cats ~Incense ~Hope ~Flip Flops ~True Love ~Nip/Tuck ~Politics ~College ~My Couch ~Girls That Fart ~Ice ~Pillows ~Short Blonde Chicks ~Microwaves ~Chicken Fries ~Easy Mac ~Funny Movies ~HDTV ~TIVO ~Sad Songs ~iPods ~Tall Brunettes ~Furniture ~Fake Plants ~Expensive Shampoo ~Wireless Keyboards ~Making Love ~Las Vegas ~Cell Phones ~Oakleys ~Text Messages ~Voicemails ~Ethan ~Computers ~Wireless Mice ~Snow ~Mountains ~Crotch Rockets ~Dirty Sluts ~Gin Martinis ~Diet Dr. Pepper ~DVDs ~Poker ~Pretty Paintings ~Hoodies ~Comfortable Beds ~Beanies ~Digital Cameras ~Body Piercings ~Tattoos ~Contact Lenses ~MySpace ~Best Friends ~Acquaintances ~Massive Attack ~Sex ~Blankets ~Jalapeno Poppers ~Single Malt Scotch ~Trivial Pursuit ~The Name Abigail

~ No Hip Hop/Rap.

~ History Channel~ National Geographic~ Fox News~ Anything else educational~ Raymond~ Family Guy

~ Collateral~ SuperBad~ Troy~ The Devil's Advocate~ The Firm~ Many, many more.

~ The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous, and Broke
Suze Orman

~ Future Energy
Bill Paul

~ Somebody's Gotta Say It
Neal Boortz

~ So Help Me God
Roy Moore

~ The Really Inconvenient Truths
Iain Murray

~ Stupid Black Men
Larry Elder

~ Culture Warrior
Bill O'Reilly

~ Liberal Fascism
Jonah Goldberg

~ The Iliad
Homer

~ An Inconvenient Book
Glenn Beck

~ Power to the People
Laura Ingraham

~ Crazies to the Left of Me, Wimps to the Right
Bernie Goldberg

~ How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)
Ann Coulter

~ I am America
(And So Can You)
Stephen Colbert

~ Kids Are
Americans, Too
Bill O'Reilly

~ Persian Fire
Tom Holland

~ The Hot Zone
Richard Preston

~ If Democrats Had
Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans
Ann Coulter

~ Night
Ellie Weisel

~ Pretty much anything NON-Fiction.

~ Mom
~ Dad
~ Anybody against Obama. (Because they have the balls to go against the liberal media, and realize that his "message of change" is full of holes and bullshit.)
~ Anyone else willing to learn