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  • thanks for the raves! must be republican!!! lol!

    Apr 23, 2008 04:24PM GMTApril 23, 2008 16:24:25 | See Conversation

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  • thanks for the rave! Oh by the way I love your Ireland shirt! lol. Nice pics.

    Feb 08, 2008 04:08PM GMTFebruary 08, 2008 16:08:04 | See Conversation

  • Ayyy Paul...stopin by to say HIGH!! Hope all is well on YO end of the world...hope 2008 thus far is being good to you man. Stay Coo and rock on brutha man! DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

    Feb 06, 2008 04:20PM GMTFebruary 06, 2008 16:20:54 | See Conversation

  • PAUL!!!

    Jan 30, 2008 09:10PM GMTJanuary 30, 2008 21:10:02 | See Conversation

  • dont you ever watch the discover channel hear it on the news hello!!

    Jan 30, 2008 09:02PM GMTJanuary 30, 2008 21:02:20 | See Conversation

  • al gore is not lieing about global warming is real and getting worse all the time

    Jan 29, 2008 09:09PM GMTJanuary 29, 2008 21:09:55 | See Conversation

  • You never know.....Maybe?

    Jan 29, 2008 04:16AM GMTJanuary 29, 2008 04:16:19 | See Conversation

  • You’re welcome. I am still chuckling from the MacGyver picture. Thanks! I think MacGyver could do one of two things in this situation. First, he would shave the chrome off the roll holder using his platinum credit card and pulverize the shavings with a ball point pen. He would then remove the magnetic strip from the back of his credit card and infuse the chrome shavings to it by applying a thin film of petroleum based lip balm. Next, he would peel and lightly friction-braze the paper roll, inserting a fuse made from his shoe lace and again a fine application of his petroleum based lip balm. The ignition device would of course be comprised of fine wires attached to his watch battery with the stop watch button as the ignition switch. He would attach the wires to a paper clip, lip balm, back up battery blasting cap to create the needed high intensity spark to light the fuse which in turn sets off the highly controlled explosion. He would already have calculated the precise moment when the oxygen/methane combination is just right in the cubical and then he would set of the bomb thus creating a high friction low heat (due to the way he shaved the metal and infused it to the magnet strip) blast of warm air to clean and sanitize himself. And it would work brilliantly. Or he would simply peel the paper roll using his belt buckle, softening the paper in the process by pulling it through his button hole laced with a paper clip and held in place by some handy duct tape. He would then use the point of his palm stylus to pleat the paper and make a 2-ply sheet of Charmin-soft tissue. The rest of the process is obvious. See you around. Cheers.

    Jan 25, 2008 09:08PM GMTJanuary 25, 2008 21:08:32 | See Conversation

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  • Thanks for the support!!!

    Jan 09, 2008 10:17PM GMTJanuary 09, 2008 22:17:25 | See Conversation

  • Hey Paul....HAPPPY FUCKEN NEW YEAR TO YOU!! Sending you well wishes for 2008...and hopefully no more broken bones of any kind for you this year or the next...my balls can't take it!! :) DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Jan 03, 2008 04:07PM GMTJanuary 03, 2008 16:07:45 | See Conversation

  • HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

    Jan 01, 2008 01:10AM GMTJanuary 01, 2008 01:10:26 | See Conversation

  • My Wish for You in 2008

    May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address!
    In simple words ............ May 2008 be the best year of your life!
    Luv OC

    Jan 01, 2008 12:21AM GMTJanuary 01, 2008 00:21:50 | See Conversation


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