After reading the flier that was so politely handed to me I paused and reflected a moment. I sat down in my chair and thought "Mother of god...how many people were involved in this decision and how did no realize the sheer stupidity of this maneuver. I mean, they hand-delivered me a paper flier inviting me to a meeting about 'Recycling, Shredding and e-waste'! Am I on candid camera, is someone messing with me... Wait, oh no they didn't...someone actually thought it would be a clever idea to print the damn thing on green paper as if this gesture was in any way 'green-friendly'." "Oh well, its not like they're responsible for my safety in case the building burns down...OH SH*T!!!!"

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	Maria	Jul 19, 2008 01:26AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 01:26:06
	Fef	Jul 19, 2008 01:00AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 01:00:57
	Marianne	Jul 19, 2008 12:56AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 00:56:50
	[...]	Jul 19, 2008 12:39AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 00:39:23
	Sister Jean	Jul 19, 2008 12:30AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 00:30:28
	Rochelle~	Jul 19, 2008 12:21AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 00:21:21
	~ Rainbow ~	Jul 19, 2008 12:18AM GMTJuly 19, 2008 00:18:44