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Ok Molly I'll give you this one pretty funny5 hours ago
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None of the above5 hours ago
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Yes.. there is no reason in my mind why they can't5 hours ago
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None of the above6 hours ago
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Who cares Natti.......I'm here for the hot chickAll of the above! Since I don't get it either, and probably won't get the hot chick either, here's my explanation: These are all called chips.
These are both called shoulders:
If you can't take a well intentioned joke in the spirit it was intended, you have a cross connection of the first group with the second group. *grin*
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Texan's are smarter than a bushAlmost all Texans are smarter than a bush. Almost. Others dispense memorable one-liners, sort of a cross between Sigmund Freud and Henny Youngman. *grin* "Anger is nothing more than an outward expression of hurt, fear and frustration." "Awareness without action is worthless." "Failure is no accident." "Get up each morning, look at yourself in the mirror, and see yourself not as someone who is overweight or out of shape, but as the someone you will become." "If you want more, you have to require more from yourself." "It's better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else." "Life is a marathon, it's not a sprint." "Obesity has overtaken cancer as the No. 1 cause of avoidable, preventable death in American society. It's an epidemic-level problem." "Sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make the decision right." "Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you." (Do not repeat this last one during an "intimate" moment, you are only asking for trouble.) I don't think the Dalai Lama should worry too much about the competition just quite yet.
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