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raves +2 by OVER-IN-OUT posted Aug 02, 2008 10:29PM GMTAugust 02, 2008 22:29:16

A TRIBUTE--TO ALL THOSE WHO AS KIDS WATCHED LOCAL CLEVELAND , OHIO TELEVISION --THESE WERE OUR SHOWS !!?
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Answered: The good old days

Answer Comment:
I got to meet Jungle Larry,and walk a Komodo Dragon around his compound by it's tail when I was about 8 or 9 years old!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 10:44PM GMTAugust 02, 2008 22:44:24
raves +20 by Attila Proper posted Jul 24, 2008 06:17AM GMTJuly 24, 2008 06:17:35

What did George W Bush do to be so hated?
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Answered: None of the above

Answer Comment:
GEORGE W. BUSH - MY RESUME AND PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for congress and lost. I bought an oil company (Harken), but couldn't find any oil in Texas; the company went bankrupt shortly AFTER I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago Cubs. With my father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas. ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS: I eased pollution laws and made Texas the most polluted state in the US. On my watch Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I set a record for most executions by any Governor in American history. I became President, after losing the popular vote by over half a million votes, with the help of my father's Supreme Court appointees. ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: I attacked and took over two countries, both of which have virtually no restored infrastructure and are in chaos. I spent the budget surplus. I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market. I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any US president. After taking the entire month of August 2001 off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history in September. I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other US president. And I still have 17 months to go! I take a strong stand against affirmative action even though I got into Yale only through my family connections, not on the merit of my academic record. During my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. I set the record for the fewest number of press conferences by any president since the advent of television. I very recently cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. As a matter of fact, I did this after we attacked Iraq. But I still like to tell everyone else to "Support Our Troops." I set the all-time record for most people worldwide (15 million people) to simultaneously take to the streets in protest of me and my obsession with attacking Iraq. I have retreated from or dismissed more international treaties than any president in US history. My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history. Members of my cabinet are the wealthiest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her). I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community. On my watch, and for the first time in US history, the United Nations removed the US from its Human Rights Commission. On my watch, and for the first time in US history, the United Nations removed the US from its elections monitoring board. I have attempted to render the United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew the US from the World Court of Law. I have refused to allow international inspectors access to US prisoners of war and, therefore no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. One of my biggest lifetime campaign contributors, who is also a very good friend, presided over one of the largest ever corporate fraud scandals (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). During a time of economic hardship for the lower and middle class, and during a time of huge war spending to finance the attack of Iraq, I signed into to law a multi-billion dollar tax cut which primarily benefits only the wealthiest Americans like me, my appointees, and my campaign contributors. Therefore I have shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history. I am the first president to run and hide during an attack on our country (and then lied by saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1). In approximately 18 months I have turned an astounding amount of world sympathy for the US (after 9/11) into an astounding amount of resentment and hatred. With a policy of 'disengagement', I have aided in creating the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years. As a result of my foreign relations savvy, 71% of recently polled Europeans view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. As a result of my foreign relations savvy, recently polled South Koreans feel more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea. I set the record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not divesting from corporations bidding for government contracts. I have failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or live'. I failed to capture the anthrax killer who murdered several people and tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. I have failed to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, even though their alleged existence was my sole basis for the "urgent" need to attack that country before UN arms inspectors could complete their work. In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security/intelligence failure in the history of the United States. I appointed a former lumber industry lobbyist to a post as Secretary Of The Interior. I appointed a former auto industry executive to a post on my Energy Commission. I called hundreds of thousands of anti-war protesters "nothing but focus group." My Attorney General John Ashcroft (whom I appointed to this very important national position after he lost a Missouri senatorial race to a deceased man) has removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other Attorney General in US history. And he's not finished yet. When I entered office we had the strongest economy in US history and now, less than two years later, every single economic category is heading straight down. I have done more to defile the words Patriot and Patriotism than any president in US in history. RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (My Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). I was AWOL from the National Guard during the Vietnam War. I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about m past drug use. All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading (remember Harken?) or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy an unavailable for public view. All minutes of meetings for any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. Any records from meetings I or my VP, (a former Halliburton Oil Company CEO) tended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. "Wave that flag, wave it wide and high, summertime done come and gone my oh my"

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 07:42PM GMTAugust 02, 2008 19:42:09
raves +8 by jayc32 posted Jul 21, 2008 11:11PM GMTJuly 21, 2008 23:11:54

Do you believe this near death experiencers prophesy?
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Answered: Undecided

Answer Comment:
Time will tell.....

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 03:23AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 03:23:57
raves +4 by Voltron (Afro D-Shak) posted Aug 01, 2008 05:07PM GMTAugust 01, 2008 17:07:04

This just in: We can no longer use the word "Midget" because it is politically incorrect. Now we must use the term "Little People".?
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Answered: Undecided

Answer Comment:
How do "Happy,Sneezy,Grumpy,and the rest feel about this?

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 03:18AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 03:18:02
raves +1 by Cal posted Aug 02, 2008 03:14AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 03:14:02

If you found a long hair in your food at a restaurant, would you return the food?
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Answered: I think...

Answer Comment:
Is it attached to a beautiful Red Head?

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 03:15AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 03:15:00
raves +3 by Voltron (Afro D-Shak) posted Aug 01, 2008 06:25PM GMTAugust 01, 2008 18:25:12

Are you sometimes afraid to fall asleep?
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Answered: None of the above

Answer Comment:
Usually I jus zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 03:10AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 03:10:07
raves +4 by kanakarican ~~~ McCain/Palin posted Aug 01, 2008 06:37PM GMTAugust 01, 2008 18:37:25

Who's your favorite out of these R&B classic artists?
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Answered: Stevie Wonder

Answer Comment:
Pure Genius & Talent!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 03:08AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 03:08:29
raves +40 -1 by Sister Jean posted Aug 02, 2008 02:50AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:50:11

What is the best thing about where you live?
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Answered: None of the above

Answer Comment:
It is now 8pm. It is 104 degrees outside!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 03:00AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 03:00:45
raves +2 -1 by Voltron (Afro D-Shak) posted Aug 01, 2008 07:22PM GMTAugust 01, 2008 19:22:25

Is rapping a form of singing?
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Answered: None of the above

Answer Comment:
NOPE!!!!!!! Poetry, maybe,but singing,I don't think so!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 02:52AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:52:11
raves +14 -1 by Not Einstein posted Aug 01, 2008 07:30PM GMTAugust 01, 2008 19:30:07

Walmart Uses Scare Tactics to Warn Employees of a Democratic Win. Is this right?
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Answered: None of the above

Answer Comment:
Typical right wing scare tactics! I've had it done to me by employers!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 02:50AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:50:18
raves +15 by sadiesmom posted Aug 01, 2008 08:50PM GMTAugust 01, 2008 20:50:26

Breaking News! Dems leave Reps in the dark!?
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Answered: None of the above

Answer Comment:
If ya can't Wow 'em With Your Wisdom, Baffel 'em With Your Bullshit!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 02:48AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:48:26
raves +23 by ~Nicole~ posted Aug 01, 2008 09:21PM GMTAugust 01, 2008 21:21:32

Do you ever talk to yourself?
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Answered: yes

Answer Comment:
Why,"Yes,We Do"!!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 02:46AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:46:27
raves +5 by ~Nicole~ posted Aug 01, 2008 10:16PM GMTAugust 01, 2008 22:16:39

Is there something, that no matter how hard anyone tries, you can't "sugar coat"?
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Answered: yes, this

Answer Comment:
Predjudice!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 02:44AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:44:58
raves +16 by ~Nicole~ posted Aug 01, 2008 10:18PM GMTAugust 01, 2008 22:18:59

Do your friends come to you for advice?
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Answered: depends

Answer Comment:
When they ask a question,so do I. They end up answering their own questions,and realizing they knew what to do all along! So,all I do is "Point out their genius"!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 02:41AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:41:51
raves +1 by Amanda posted Aug 01, 2008 10:36PM GMTAugust 01, 2008 22:36:00

Real Celebs?
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Answered: Maybe

Answer Comment:
They are the money makers for disney! It just goes to show,with a big enough company behind you you dont need talent or brains! Just look at George Bush junior,Same Thing!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 02:37AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:37:34
raves +17 by sadiesmom posted Aug 01, 2008 10:39PM GMTAugust 01, 2008 22:39:52

HONESTY WANTED!?
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Answered: No

Answer Comment:
I didn't think of "White Power Southerner" when "Billy Boy" was running either!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 02:34AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:34:23
raves +4 by Cathy posted Aug 01, 2008 11:46PM GMTAugust 01, 2008 23:46:30

Have you ever done somthing you thought best and then nipped yourself in the butt for it afterwards?
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Answered: Yes

Answer Comment:
Thats Life!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 02:32AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:32:41
raves +4 by ThatGuyFromTheMovieRedOctober posted Aug 02, 2008 02:20AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:20:14

Who runs sodahead?
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Answered: None of the above

Answer Comment:
Little "Elves" in a hollow tree!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 02:28AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:28:21
raves +6 by Berakhah~McCain 08 posted Aug 02, 2008 02:21AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:21:36

If McCain wins in November, who do you think will run against him in 2012? Hillary or Obama? And would they beat McCain?
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Answered: Undecided

Answer Comment:
If he wins,there may not be another november!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 02:23AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 02:23:25
raves +2 by Cal posted Aug 02, 2008 01:50AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 01:50:55

Do you believe in poltergeist/ghost?
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Answered: Yes

Answer Comment:
I Do Believe In Ghosts!

Date Answered: Aug 02, 2008 01:56AM GMTAugust 02, 2008 01:56:15

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