SodaHead - DoofusCastorCanadensis's Answers & Comments

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PEOPLE IMPOSING "RULES" TO THEIR QUESTIONS?

2008-11-28T09:44:37Z

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PEOPLE IMPOSING "RULES" TO THEIR QUESTIONS?
(Other)

30 answers, +23 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA MATTGUNNS.
and said : You do realize the futility of this though. Don't you? I don't even bother polling any more. Stupidity is something that can't be factored in ahead of time and I'm trying to avoid stupid.

Do you know the devils top secret plan?

2008-11-28T09:05:37Z

Do you know the devils top secret plan?
(What's Bubbling in Your Head?)

43 answers, +13 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
Yes,Yes. I am a secret agent of God and I have infiltrated Satan's ranks as a double agent.
and said : I also sprout wings from my ass and, while wearing my cloak of omniscience and invisibility, roam the earth thinking I'm better than everybody. I do so enjoy seeing you shake the tree. The variety of nuts that fall out never cease to amuse me.

Vote here for Dumbass of the Year 2008.

2008-11-07T15:08:32Z

Vote here for Dumbass of the Year 2008.
(What's Bubbling in Your Head?)

136 answers, +27 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
None of the above
and said : Art.

do you love being a smartass?

2008-10-23T00:39:48Z

do you love being a smartass?
(Other)

30 answers, +17 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
hell yeah
and said : It gets me in trouble a lot, but I don't seem to know how to answer a question any other way.

Desi Foxx, pornstar, to shoot a porno with her daughter Elli Foxx, also a pornstar... Is it just me or is that weird?

2008-10-22T23:10:43Z

Desi Foxx, pornstar, to shoot a porno with her daughter Elli Foxx, also a pornstar... Is it just me or is that weird?
(Other)

134 answers, +23 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
Yes, its weird.
and said : But it's porn, so what the hell. What ... roles ... are these two women going to be playing anyways? Cause if they're gonna be banging each other, sales will go through the roof. Otherwise, they might not even be in the same room with each other, and the pervs would be disappointed. You didn't expect a more intelligent answer from me, did you?

Who Wrote Dreams From My Father?

2008-10-22T22:15:39Z

Who Wrote Dreams From My Father?
(Arts)

11 answers, +9 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
I read this article and this is my opinion
and said : It doesn't even phase me. Turns out that JFK didn't write his material either.

Shouldn't we lend more support?

2008-10-22T22:10:03Z

Shouldn't we lend more support?
(United States)

13 answers, +12 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
Yes!!! I am SO on my way!!!

If you live in your car, and you get in an accident, who covers you? Homeowners insurance or car insurance?

2008-10-21T23:56:15Z

If you live in your car, and you get in an accident, who covers you? Homeowners insurance or car insurance?
(Autos)

17 answers, +9 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
Auto
and said : I seriously doubt that by the time you got to that point you'd have any insurance any way.

What would you like for Christmas?

2008-10-21T23:46:53Z

What would you like for Christmas?
(What's Bubbling in Your Head?)

101 answers, +22 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
None of the above
and said : A big rifle and a bus full of clowns.

Could you kill another human being?

2008-10-21T23:29:58Z

Could you kill another human being?
(What's Bubbling in Your Head?)

205 answers, +33 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
Under the right set of circumstances.
and said : Then again, we all can kill when we have to.

Who wants to help me get MATTGUNNS to the big 10,000??

2008-10-17T00:02:19Z

Who wants to help me get MATTGUNNS to the big 10,000??
(What's Bubbling in Your Head?)

31 answers, +20 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
here ya go matt!! you rock!!
and said : Time to start working on 15,000.

Do you think the world will one day fall off it's axis??

2008-10-16T23:36:56Z

Do you think the world will one day fall off it's axis??
(International)

28 answers, +14 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
Yes
and said : The moon is what's keeping its axis stable, unlike Mars, which wobbles all over the place. Our moon's orbit is deteriorating, so eventually, we'll lose it and the stability it provides. That's not shit either.

Why do so many people fear clowns?

2008-10-16T23:24:51Z

Why do so many people fear clowns?
(What's Bubbling in Your Head?)

20 answers, +14 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
None of the above
and said : They just creep me the f*ck out. When I see them, I wanna punch them.

The number of people with food allergies has tripled over the past 30 years. What do you think is the reason for this?

2008-10-16T23:16:07Z

The number of people with food allergies has tripled over the past 30 years. What do you think is the reason for this?
(Health)

8 answers, +6 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
Undecided
and said : For every study saying what's quoted in the question, there are as many studies that are inconclusive. It's too hard to pin it down to any one thing. More research is needed.

Are people really stupid?

2008-10-16T23:12:49Z

Are people really stupid?
(United States)

14 answers, +8 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
People who think that those born on military bases are not American are retarded
and said : Then again, most people are just plain retarded any way.

Which of these 3 lushballs is the hottest?

2008-10-16T20:55:01Z

Which of these 3 lushballs is the hottest?
(What's Bubbling in Your Head?)

112 answers, +39 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
All of the above
and said : Next to my wife, that is!

By now you should all know what time it is. It's time for another installment of Wacky Holiday's. Brought to by the Granny who knows things. LOL

2008-10-16T20:53:10Z

By now you should all know what time it is. It's time for another installment of Wacky Holiday's. Brought to by the Granny who knows things. LOL
(What's Bubbling in Your Head?)

18 answers, +12 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
World Food Day
and said : Every day is dictionary day for me and I am a boss who doesn't give a shit. I do care about everybody having enough food though.

Are you going MOvember?

2008-10-12T15:09:29Z

Are you going MOvember?
(Health)

11 answers, +11 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
Undecided
and said : Can't I just donate money or something?

What will you do for 5 billion?

2008-10-12T14:37:40Z

What will you do for 5 billion?
(Families & Parenting)

89 answers, +19 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
Show me the money.
and said : For that amount of money, I'd even do it with a donkey. Catching or pitching.

How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?

2008-10-12T11:50:08Z

How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?
(What's Bubbling in Your Head?)

7 answers, +7 raves

DoofusCastorCanadensis answered
I know.....
and said : The skin on your hands and feet is a different type of skin than what you have on the rest of your body.