SodaHead - pastafarian's Answers & Comments

What Is Intelligent Design?

2008-10-05T13:41:21Z

What Is Intelligent Design?
(United States)

10 answers, +4 raves

pastafarian answered
life comes together with no DNA to create DNA by...
and said : Did anyone else giggle at "Probe" ministries? Yeah, send them your hard earned cash, you'll discover what they mean by "probe."

OJ Simpson found guilty! Faces 15 years in prison and at 61 that is effectively the rest of his life in prison.What do you feel? The odd thing is today is exactly 13 years since the infamous not guilty verdict in his first trial.

2008-10-05T04:00:43Z

OJ Simpson found guilty! Faces 15 years in prison and at 61 that is effectively the rest of his life in prison.What do you feel? The odd thing is today is exactly 13 years since the infamous not guilty verdict in his first trial.
(What's Bubbling in Your Head?)

33 answers, +14 raves

pastafarian answered
I think.....
and said : He committed this crime for the same reasons he murdered Nicole and Ron Goldman; feeling entitled, thinking he can get away with anything, lack of self-control or morals. His conviction now isn't payback, it's more like the inevitable outcome of being a criminal, period. You'll get caught eventually.

well this is nice:) are you ready yet? where is your line at?

2008-10-05T01:58:11Z

well this is nice:) are you ready yet? where is your line at?
(What's Bubbling in Your Head?)

17 answers, +15 raves

pastafarian answered
this is what I think...
and said : This is why I'm a Libertarian. If you think the War in Iraq is expensive, try calculating what we spend in the War on Drugs, in both dollars and wrecked lives. Totally insane.

Is it really necessary for the media design specific covers for their magazine covers exploiting whether someone is GAY!? When will they start doing this to the heterosexual community at large pointing out in BIG LETTERS "I'M HETEROSEXUAL!!"

2008-10-05T00:09:41Z

Is it really necessary for the media design specific covers for their magazine covers exploiting whether someone is GAY!? When will they start doing this to the heterosexual community at large pointing out in BIG LETTERS "I'M HETEROSEXUAL!!"
(Health)

2 answers, 0 raves

pastafarian answered
All of the above
and said : It's important so gay people don't feel like isolated freaks. Maybe you're younger, and don't remember when it would have killed your entertainment career to be openly gay---even when it was pretty obvious.

Do you use your religion to support your argument?

2008-10-05T00:04:02Z

Do you use your religion to support your argument?
(Other)

30 answers, +6 raves

pastafarian answered
I Don't Believe In Religion, But Here's What I Think...
and said : People use the bible as a crutch. If they can't make a valid point, or they're too embarrassed to admit their logic sucks, they claim god is on their side. Isn't it funny how god always agrees with what they say in their head?

Happy Saturday. Time for more of those Wacky Holiday's that you have come to love!

2008-10-04T19:08:00Z

Happy Saturday. Time for more of those Wacky Holiday's that you have come to love!
(International)

17 answers, +11 raves

pastafarian answered
International Frugal Fun Day
and said : In light of the economy, maybe we should avoid expensive stuff like golf and frappes.

Cancers can be nulified in our bodies by using a simple low voltage strap on electrical device. Fact or fiction? - watch the video first before you reply please

2008-10-04T18:01:32Z

Cancers can be nulified in our bodies by using a simple low voltage strap on electrical device. Fact or fiction? - watch the video first before you reply please
(International)

3 answers, +2 raves

pastafarian answered
Undecided
and said : A two hour clip? I think you're part of the conspiracy to kill us with boredom.

Christian's judge people (WHY?)

2008-10-04T17:39:24Z

Christian's judge people (WHY?)
(Christianity)

24 answers, +7 raves

pastafarian answered
HOW DO WE KNOW?
and said : Some people are judgmental @#holes. They use christianity as an excuse to be judgmental @#holes. I don't think this is a tough concept. What's harder for me to understand is why christians at large let them take over our government, run their mouths constantly, ruin lives, and generally redefine christianity as crap. You'd think they have an interest in not letting others co-opt their religion. Guess they all have better things to do. Kind of like Muslims who say nothing as maniacs bomb buildings, censor books, and threaten others, all in the name of Allah.

Does your vote for president count?

2008-09-30T00:43:47Z

Does your vote for president count?
(United States)

963 answers, +48 raves

pastafarian answered
None of the above
and said : I'm a Libertarian, and thank you for pointing this out. I'm tired of hearing "you're throwing your vote away." Guess what...a lot of y'all are flushing yours down the toilet "voting against the other guy" who will win your State anyway. How freakin' pointless can you get?

Are you a Christian? If not, would you like to be?

2008-09-26T04:03:50Z

Are you a Christian? If not, would you like to be?
(Christianity)

103 answers, +7 raves

pastafarian answered
None of the above
and said : No, thanks, trying to cut down on things that add sludge to the brain----oh, fer cryin' out loud, d/r's? Give him a break, people, he could be out there harassing folks with a Chick tract.

Church of the FSM goes head to head with Fred Phelps on National Speak Like a Pirate Day. What do you think?

2008-09-25T00:08:26Z

Church of the FSM goes head to head with Fred Phelps on National Speak Like a Pirate Day. What do you think?
(United States)

19 answers, +10 raves

pastafarian answered
Way ta go, matie!
and said : My God is bigger than their God. Arrrrrr!

OUR YOU OUT OF GAS IN YOUR AREA?

2008-09-22T03:32:57Z

OUR YOU OUT OF GAS IN YOUR AREA?
(What's Bubbling in Your Head?)

8 answers, +1 raves

pastafarian answered
NO
and said : No, but there was only regular unleaded left. No premium. That was this morning, so they're probably out of everything by now. People are panicking and causing the shortage.

Why do some people think of Homosexuality as being a virus everyone can get?

2008-09-22T03:20:05Z

Why do some people think of Homosexuality as being a virus everyone can get?
(Families & Parenting)

60 answers, +19 raves

pastafarian answered
Comment...
and said : Here's an actual, honest to God complaint to the FCC from an outraged father. His son was going to be a quarterback, then he saw Prince's Superbowl halftime show. Now his kid will turn out gay, instead. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/...

America is doomed because..

2008-09-21T23:16:25Z

America is doomed because..
(Other)

16 answers, 0 raves

pastafarian answered
None of the above
and said : America is doomed because it's full of Americans who are shortsighted and unable to make rational decisions. Our politicians suck because we elect people who suck. We vote for whoever promises us what we want, or provides us with a scapegoat like "libs," "neocons," or "illegal immigrants." No one has taken office by force in this country, they're all elected. We're too lazy to find or demand decent candidates for office, and we're easily manipulated by political parties and the media. Energy prices are high because we've been buying big houses out in the suburbs, and then buying big SUV's to get to them. Supply and demand is a concept well within most people's comprehension. The Middle East sucks because we re-elected Bush, who gave nice simple "yes" and "no" answers to complex questions---and Americans liked that, since we don't like the reality of complex problems. Too much thinking involved. Our economy sucks because people have a problem with what shrinks call "delayed gratification." They buy all sorts of crap they don't need and can't afford, and put it all on credit. So quit blaming politicians, gas companies, big business, or some other substitute for mommy and daddy. We got ourselves into this mess, and now we're too immature to even admit when we're at fault.

Elizabeth on The View is in hot water for stating that one of the candidate's wives came to the view with a list of topics that were not to be discussed while another did not. What do you think about this topic?

2008-09-21T03:07:01Z

Elizabeth on The View is in hot water for stating that one of the candidate's wives came to the view with a list of topics that were not to be discussed while another did not. What do you think about this topic?
(Space & Astronomy)

14 answers, +10 raves

pastafarian answered
No, she wasn't on The View, and should be able to say what she wants......
and said : Apparently the truth was a little too embarrassing for somebody.

How old is the Earth?

2008-09-21T02:15:33Z

How old is the Earth?
(Environmental)

7 answers, 0 raves

pastafarian answered
more than a million years old
and said : It's not a tough question, unless your alma mater is Bob Jones U. Then you get stumped when you run out of fingers and toes.

Palin Owns A Tanning Bed: What does that say about our possible VP?

2008-09-21T01:34:31Z

Palin Owns A Tanning Bed: What does that say about our possible VP?
(United States)

538 answers, +40 raves

pastafarian answered
Palin's tanning bed makes me think that...
and said : She lives in a State where the sun can set at 3pm---genius.

Welcome to the new america.. isn't this great , infants behind bars. what do you think?

2008-09-21T01:24:32Z

Welcome to the new america.. isn't this great , infants behind bars. what do you think?
(What's Bubbling in Your Head?)

44 answers, +23 raves

pastafarian answered
Wow , what a great idea
and said : Gee...I thought conservatives were all about family values.

Religion. Is your religion more true than any other religion/myth/sect?

2008-09-21T00:45:37Z

Religion. Is your religion more true than any other religion/myth/sect?
(Other)

17 answers, +5 raves

pastafarian answered
Pastafarianism. Because:
and said : The unrelenting logic of Pastafarianism drew me in. The promise of Beer Volcanoes in the afterlife didn't exactly hurt, either.

Butter or Margarine?

2008-09-21T00:34:00Z

Butter or Margarine?
(Food, Drinks & Cooking)

71 answers, +25 raves

pastafarian answered
Butter
and said : Butter. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.